Avatar of ZekariVoblis
  • Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
  • Joined: 8 yrs ago
  • Posts: 357 (0.12 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. ZekariVoblis 8 yrs ago

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Spriggs27>

lunaros for us


You can always try throwing pebbles at his window to get his attention. Or rocks. Or cute, anime boulders.
There. Made a shitty short post.
@liferusher@Lucius Cypher

Ezekiel "Ease" Evans



One of the cat girls kept glaring and snarling at him. It's getting hard to tell whether they're stray kids or stray cats at this point... Next they, understandably, pointed out that they'd get kicked out since they didn't have any money. He shrugged, stopped walking, and said "You guys don't have money, but I do. I doubt they'll care so long as someone's paying."

Just as he was about to continue his walk or, alternatively, answer anymore of their questions, he stopped once more. God dammit, one of them looked like they were close to collapsing. Ugh...I should probably take care of that, shouldn't I? Fuck you conscience.

Out of seemingly nowhere though, the literal last voice he was expecting piped up.

”Ease? What are you doing here?”

His eyes immediately snapped over to where the voice was coming from and, just as he expected, stood the familiar knight clad in armor. Like previously, images of that night flashed into his head as he looked over to the man, the smell of embers and blood once again penetrating his nose. And as with the elf, the image of the knight started to contort with images of his bloodied and impaled corpse, back and forth like a pendulum. However, while it still felt like an eternity before the images left, they did in a more natural way. As if someone was burning the images of last night and replacing them with the current, real images. Which allowed Ease calm himself far easier(see what I did thar).

Shaking his head and looking back towards the knight, he noticed him say his name in a certain...tone. A not good tone. Due to his mind currently being in about 13 different places at once, he instead raised an eyebrow in legitimate confusion. "Huh? Uh...Malakaus, what's up?" He said, trying to figure out what the actual hell was going on.
Ezekiel "Ease" Evans



"Ugh! Don't come any closer!"
"Wait, wha?"

Ease's eyes finally re-focused back into real life as they gave a double blink to confirm he was still, you know, alive. Snapping back to reality cause his author finally got off his lazy ass, he looked down to the two tiny as hell cat girls right near him. Who seemed alarmed at him so much as being here. Welp, that ain't good.

"Whoa, wait a sec! Look, I literally just got here cause I was chasing after this guy!" He said as he pointed over to the dine-and-dash penguin su-Why is there a distinct lack of penguin? Eyes blinking at the sight(or lack thereof), he got up off the wall and looked left and right, going up on his tip toes even. Despite his efforts, the guy in a giant ass white penguin suit escaped him. Without him noticing. Not his day is it?

He let out an exasperated groan as his back went right back to the wall and dragged a little bit. Days weren't exactly normal here. Oh, that he's used to. But why is it these two days had to be so specifically weird? Earthling in a penguin suit and has an eyepatch? That he somehow lost track of in literal seconds? Then again, he Dine-and-dashed, so makes sense he'd run away from the one guy who seemed to be in good with the owners. One thing was certain though, as Ease muttered under his breath. "Kickin him square in the dick next time I see him."

Putting his thoughts of the penguin man behind him, he looked back towards the cat girls. Who were now glaring at the random passerbys. Looking a bit more at em, they were kinda dirty looking actually. Wait...Slums. That makes more sense. No wonder they were so fearful. Well, shit. Maybe he should hel-No. Conscience, shut up. Wait, everyone is glaring at them. And him. "Look, they aren't mine! I just...God dammit." Well, now there's a glaring audience and glaring cat girls.

Fucking conscience is winning...winning...Won. Stupid conscience. He sighed and cleared his voice.

"Here." He reached into his right pocket and pulled out a decent sized piece of bread, covered by a napkin. He put it on the floor near the two. He was originally saving that for later or maybe some rations to snack on, but his conscience is stupid, so that wasn't happening. "I really doubt you two ate anything lately, so take it. I already ate." He looked up at glares, except more of em were directed at him. With a roll of his eyes, he stood up and brushed off his knees. He walked off a bit before turning back to the pair.

"I'm gonna head back to the inn since the penguin jacka-Jerk. Vanished. Follow me or don't. It's up to you two."

@liferusher
And then Kurokono gets to da iron bells and loudly yells, "Open up, dipshits, I need a job"

For whatever reason that sounds funny to me


And Ease is left with the children...Of course, he'll be a responsible adult and help make sure they're-AHAHAHAHA! Oh...Ah...Yeah, heres a 50/50 chance they may become alcoholics in the future just by being near him.
<Snipped quote by Kitsune>

*Hands Kitsune a shotgun* Well Teach that Cold who's fucking boss and kick it's ass back, don't let that queef of a cold push you around.


I second this motion because violence against germs. That and cause violence
@Noodles @liferusher @Kitsune

Ezekiel "Ease" Evans



"You are a curious one Even's, always looking into things. You some kind of investigator heh." Kyojin said with a chuckle. Ease just gave a coy smile and a shrug of his shoulders. "No I'm not Kyojin. Cause if I was I probably would have a bit more gold to my name." Investigator would be kinda cool though...Like in those old black and white movies or like a comic book character or something. Well, reality doesn't or at least isn't playing out like that now.

Kyojin once again brought up the girl once again, out of understandable worry in what happened to her. The guy really cares about people, that much is for sure. Yoshi, on the other hand, spoke up once again with a face that obviously had no clue what the hell they were talking about. "Sorry I don't remember any girl in a maid outfit... Must have looked over her when I was busy." Shit...She doesn't remember. Sadly, kinda confirms what he thought he was right about. Aya did die and come back...Maybe. This was the thing that definitely pointed the most towards this being the case, but you never know. Considering the events of the past few hours, he really wasn't sure on that "know" part. He pursed his right lips in agitation though. Great...

"Eh dont worry about it Yosh. It happens."

The eyepatched man continued his story about the arsonist he'd been dealing with. Asshole beating up a 10 year old...Well can't blame the guy for picking a fight with the arsonist "Now to think about it, I shouldn't have been that rash haha~" Ease let out an "ugh," not out of agitation but more...understanding. "Probably not. You did the right thing morally dude, I can't blame you there. But..." He gave a long pause. It's hard to really break to people how the world works around here. This guy wanted to be a hero and, for all intents, you can't hate him for it. People just want to help others after all. But people can't just be suicidal like this espeically in a world they dont know. God breaking hearts is a dick head thing to do. And worse, it's not easy to do it without sending them back into the hero fray in their agitation. Well, find a good way to break it to him then. Ease closed his eyes and just let out a long sigh.

"Listen, I'm not sure if-""I need directions to the toilet, had to clear stomach... Ugh..." And the guy proceeded to run out the door full speed.

Oh son of a bitch! COME ON!"

With the eyepatch wielder running out full speed, Ease immediately dashed out after him heels going on as hard as he could. Thankfully, he was just mentally exhausted. His physical body, while not in tip top shape, could actually still run. As Ease exited the bar after his crazy...Earth compatriot, he saw him don a...penguin suit? A penguin suit. Ease just looked in disbelief for a sec before rubbing his brow again. "Oh my god, I'm hallucinating already, aren't I? Oh, fuck it." He continued running after the penguin eyepatch man. Only for him to suddenly come across two children. Man if he didn't know the situation better and this was Earth, dude would be getting every strange look in the book right now.

Whatever. Important problem. He ran up to him before collapsing his head into his surprisingly still standing legs.

"Jesus...Why do you run so well in a penguin suit? And what's with the kids?" Ease announced before lying on the wall near them.
<Snipped quote by ZekariVoblis>

*Hugs*


Thank you.
Okay. Long story short-Shit happened, had to be out and away from anything electronical the past 2 weeks and needed to get shit together. Anyone I kept up in the mayhem-I apologize. I'm still sorting through said shit and will promptly take care of said shit by next week. I ain't out of the park yet but know that it's gonna be a bit before my next post. If anyone has any issues with it, I apologize but I had stuff irl to take care of before I could worry about here.

Edit: I should've given some sorta warning that this little "Vanished: The Zekari Voblis" case was going to happen but it happened suddenly. Couldn't really tell much of anyone at the time. From here on out though, I'm gonna give full notice when stuff like this happens and I take full responsibility for any issues caused by my not being here. Meanwhile, I'm gonna be planning out my next post.
@liferusher @Letter Bee @Noodles

Ezekiel "Ease" Evans



All Yoshi did was pick out 10 coins from the bag and leave the rest in the bag. The rest she obviously didn't want. Well, more so, she didn't want to take away the rest from Ease. He gave a quick smile and shrug as he poured out another 5 coins for her while taking the bag back for himself. "In hindsight, I probably shoulda seen that one coming huh?" Putting the bag back on his person, he turned towards another waking voice-the younger person, Daisuke. Like Blanc, his stomach growled too, except it wasn't met by the same disgust like her by other patrons. Though the fact that one of said patrons just broke a fruit stand with his back probably had something to do with it. That and him being human as opposed to an elf.

Then he brought up something that actually caught Ease's interest-Aya. Yeah...They still need to make an effort on finding her. God, with all the other crap going on, he forgot. Heck, Yoshi already seemed to have forgotten about her too. "Oh, she's the girl everyone was searching for last night. Ya know, that one in the maid outfit that was speaking weird." Considering how hectic everything was, he couldn't really blame her for forgetting her name. If it wasn't for how important she technically was, he'd have done the same. Ironic how for once his memory was better than someone else's...

Sitting on a stool not too far from the others, he sat down. No point in standing anymore and he still felt exhausted as is. Within a moment though, the guy made a notable blunder in his speaking. Stormtroopers...He was kinda iffy on why he knew that word so it was 50/50 for Ease. It didn't sound very Lugunican...then again, it could also be a crappy mercenary group, no? Ugh, dammit memories. Eeeexcept when the preacher from before decided to completely call him out on it and made mention of Earth. Well, guess that confirms it. An "ugh" escaped his lips as he realized he now had to confirm that too without blatantly exclaiming Earthen terms like the preacher guy. Hell, he wasn't even shocked anymore. These are, what? The 6th and 7th Earthlings he's encountered in the past 24 hours? He might as well just expect this at this rate. Still, sure as hell didn't take long for him to get numb to it...

More importantly, archers huh? Nope, he sure as hell ain't facing an arsonist cause, despite what TV would make him think, fighting fire with fire is a pretty shitty idea as he's learned. Well, next best thing, huh? But first, more information on what the hell is going on. "An arsonist? Isn't too surprising from the slums, but damn seems a bit serious, huh?" He asked towards the eyepatched man, leaning back on his chair.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet