Ganondorf gasped more out of insulted irritation as the Twilight Princess summoned her weapon and aimed it at him. He was about to retort when the sky itself seemed to open up and dump its worst upon them. The woman was furious when she had recovered and yelled at a man in a strange mask in some foreign tongue.
Now he stood, brushing dust and gravel from his cloak and armor. He watched the two bicker for a moment before turning their attention to the beast that had fallen from the sky. He had no room for fear anymore because, in his chest, a deep amused laugh was pushing it's way out.
***
Happy nearly passed out when the creature fell from the sky, causing the ground beneath them to shake. He refused to let that happen, though. He couldn't stand so he slid backwards in a panicked scoot to the nearest wall. He pressed himself against it, trying to find some kind of refuge.
He was frightened. He was worried. He was *insulted.* He had only been trying to help and Midna tossed him aside. Were those her true colors? The blackness of cruelty, redness of rage and deep purple of arrogance. He saw them clearly now. She had no intentions of saving Hyrule or any of it's people. In reality, she was no better than the Evil King himself.
Thinking of the dark man made Happy direct his attention to him. Even he seemed unnerved by the sudden appearance of the beast. He was trembling and his face was distorted. Then the sound hit the salesman. Ganondorf wasn't scared. He was *laughing.* Why was he laughing? Perhaps he'd defeated monsters worse than this in his time? He certainly carried himself as though he'd slain countless enemies and legendary creatures.
"Midna. You cannot win the heart of the people with the games you are playing. Threatening to murder people in the streets?" He shook his head in fake concern. "That will get you nowhere. And bringing more of a threat to city? Well, strike two, my dear. This land doesn't need your kind."
He turned his back on the ensuing fight with a smirk. He signaled to the caped boy that had been cowering behind him. The boy's eyes shut and reopened a sickeningly sinister green. With a quick twirl, the boy vanished and reappeared behind Zelda. He wrapped his strengthened arms around her and the two of them vanished.
The Evil King had once again kidnapped the Princess of Hyrule.
With that thought in mind, The salesman's vision failed him, quickly followed by unconsciousness.