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I'll get a sheet out tomorrow: basic idea is a scoundrel wizard blessed by Morcar, running wild in this new-found anarchy. Thief with a heart of gold, too clever for his own good and a little to willing to indulge his various interests. Will likely be convinced that he can actually do something to help the world, but at the start of the RP is ready to enjoy his scant remaining years on the planet.
I did not notice there were dwarves in this RP.
I have just finished a very long game of Dwarf Fortress, which culminated as always in Fun.

The desire to play a Dorf Fortress-eer is strong. Very strong. I fear that playing a crazed shut-in terrified of cats and always inches away from unlocking cthonian horrors from the womb of the world would not lead to excellent inter-character interaction, however. I shall have to find some other cliche brilliant and original idea to use.

EDIT: Question: are there demons that are acclimated to water?
Invading infernal armies. Letting our character be thrust into a scenario where they have to come up with their own solutions for killing a dragon sounds great, and would be unavailable if dragons had existed before, since there would already be information on how to murder the shit out of them.
I figure I should put my interest here too: not sure which one of the two is the real interest check.

EDIT: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Now I will never be able to play in your excellent game, since my peasant eyes see no difference between the two!
This sounds like the best thing ever.
Jiro heard the explosions, and briefly entertained the notion that he had succeeded as he dashed further around the circle. The sound of roaring flames and the impacts of what sounded like an avalanche quickly dispelled this foolhardy notion. Of course it would not be that easy. Jiro once again stopped his maneuver around the ring, now approximately 100 degrees from where he began, and traipsed back to the treeline.

He was careful to take in the sights. Information was never more harmful than ignorance. He noticed the scorch marks from where his shuriken detonated. Looking carefully, Jiro saw three kunai embedded in the ground nearby, clearly having been used to deflect the oncoming projectiles. That was excellent, just what he needed. It meant Hideo was unlikely to dodge, or so Jiro figured. Jiro noticed the arrows embedded in and around the circle. He thanked his lucky stars that he had accidentally followed the first rule of ranged combat.

Bring a friend who is also skilled in ranged combat.

This would make everything so much easier. Finally, Jiro noticed that there were three copies his teacher standing in the circle. Jiro leaned forward, trying to get a better angle on the ground surrounding his teacher. He was looking for shadows, of course: certain clones left shadows, and certain clones did not. Or, so he had read. He only saw one, stretching out along the ground from the one in the middle (from Jiro's perspective, of course). The two not casting shadows were basic clones, which would dispel with a good hit, or so he assumed. Jiro honestly didn't know what a Jonin would be capable of with academy-level techniques, but it would most likely be more than Jiro expected. The one casting the shadow was either Hideo, or a more solid clone. Either way, it was the correct target.

Jiro readied three more explosive shuriken, and then dropped one of his bullets into his hand. The steel-coated lead felt familiarly heavy in his hand, some excitement building. Jiro considered sticking a tag to it, but thought better of it: having to account for an explosion would only restrict his shooting options.

If your stance is good, you’re probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

Jiro had to ignore the rule for a moment, just for a crucial second. He tossed the three shuriken all together, spreading them wide enough to cover the whole circle. He very much hoped that Hideo had not given his clones real weapons, with which to deflect the arcing metal disks. As he threw his barrage, he checked where his teammates were, and angled his next attack appropriately.

Always be aware of what it behind your target

Both were in the clear. Jiro tossed the bullet up, and made the bird hand seal. The bullet stopped its upwards trajectory, held in place for a moment before Jiro whispered his favorite words.

"Magnet Acceleration Jutsu"

The shuriken were halfway through their flight when the crack of the sonic boom met Jiro's protected ears. The cone of metal spun and bolted away, imbued with all the force Jiro could muster. He felt the chakra drain out of him, more than he was used to. He was aiming for the leg of the only solid target in the circle, hoping that the supersonic cone of metal would catch his teacher off guard and strike home. The desire to process the result was strong, but Jiro knew better. A breath after he had fired his technique, he was back into the trees, listening for the telltale explosion and the hoped-for yells of frustrated agony as supersonic metal meets femur.
Jiro heard shout immediately. Before he heard that familiar hiss-roar of burning chakra, or felt the heat play at his back, he silently thanked his new teacher for having the courtesy to vocalize his technique. With the extra half-second of warning, Jiro could turn and see the arcing balls of fire and kick his mind into combat gear. He could feel the moments stretch, and felt his heart and breath speed alongside his perception.

The arcing flames were not accurately sighted, but Jiro had read that the Phoenix Sage jutsu could be directed mid-flight with startling rapidity. He needed to get clear and out of the open. As he kicked off the ground, diagonally away from his attacking teacher and towards the lilting boughs of the forest, he could hear his rules echoing in his mind.

Distance is your friend
Cover and concealment are your friends, if you know the difference

The trees promised all three, and he raced towards them as fast as his legs, and what chakra he could manage, could carry him.

If you are not shooting: communicate, prepare and run

Jiro couldn't do the first at the moment. Even if he could shout over the flames and impart some small wisdom, his teacher would hear it and process it better than his teammates. He was already doing the latter, and so there was only one thing to do. By the time he was halfway to the treeline along his risky straight-line path, he had removed a scroll from his bandoleer, channeling a drop of chakra into the first of many seals upon it, a sack of jingling pieces of metal falling into his hand. With his free hand, he affixed his earplugs, the world immediately becoming muffled and distant-sounding.

Always have a plan
Always have a backup plan, because the first will not work
The faster the fight is over, the less shot you will get

Jiro cringed as he scrambled up one of the trees a handful of meters into the foliage. He had the barest idea of a first plan, and nothing to fall back on. Hideo would not be impressed. He knew roughly where his teacher was, and where he was in relation to the man. Jiro needed to end the fight before his teacher wore them down. Within a few seconds of entering the trees Jiro had moved around the circular clearing by approximately 60 degrees, and decided he had waited long enough. Jiro dropped to the ground and moved carefully, making as little noise as possible and staying as close to life-saving cover as he could. Four meters forward he caught sight of his teacher, where he suspected the man was remaining. He made extra-sure that none of his teammates were close enough to be endangered by an attack.

Only Hits Count
Accuracy is Relative, calm is better than practiced: Fear the 'Pucker Factor'
If your stance is good, you're not moving fast enough

Jiro plucked one of the bullets from his pouch and began channeling chakra for a brief moment before changing his mind. He had no desire to inflict a potentially deadly wound on his teacher, as unlikely as it seemed, or waste the element of surprise, not when moving the man out of the circle was the real objective. Jiro dropped the bullet back into his pack, reclaiming the chakra he had been preparing and instead, with practiced ease, plucked a shuriken with one of his less powerful explosive tags tied to it, and threw it with all the accuracy he could manage at the jonin's feet, using his chakra to prime the short time fuse on the slip of paper.

Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Chakra is cheap – life is expensive.

Two more shuriken followed, each with their own tag affixed to the metal. Jiro immediately began to retreat, not willing to risk the third degree burns he was trying so hard to not think about just to see the explosions. He dashed deeper into the woods, continuing his path around the ring of trees as fast as he could.
"I am pleased to meet both of you. I look forward to working with such capable seniors." Politeness cost nothing, and sometimes earned the world. It wasn't that he was being disingenuous: Jiro was sure that both of his new teammates were good ninja, likely his superiors in terms of skill and experience. However, knowing something and vocalizing it are two very different things, and that difference has meant the difference between life and death for innumerable figures in Jiro's lighter reading.

Upon hearing the exhortation of Hideo (Jiro noticed that he never heard the man's last name; perhaps he missed it), Jiro grimaced ever so slightly. "I suspect the longer we plan, the worse our new teacher will make our 'prerequisite'. I recommend we skip ahead to the plan itself."

Jiro fell silent for a moment as he concentrated on scheming. A short time later, he made to speak. "I recommend we attack as one, independently coordinating as best we can. I do not feel qualified to recommend a specific course of action for either of you, having only just met you both. However, genin are very unlikely to be able to fight a successful battle of attrition against a jonin on the offensive: a quick, strong burst of attack would play to our numbers as well as our chakra reserves.”

Jiro ruminated for a moment longer, wondering if he should stop. He would hate to seem pushy, to alienate his teammates within an hour of meeting them. That, however, was not the thinking of a good ninja, in Jiro’s mind; he would need to be ready to risk reputation for success in the field, so he should train for it before it was necessary.

“In addition, we have much less experience than our teacher, and as such less tricks to discover. He will get a feel for our capabilities much faster than we would his, and he is likely better at exploiting them than we are. I do not know how much research Hideo has done on us, but he will not know everything we are capable of. We should attack to maximize the utility of this ignorance if we want the best chance of passing the ‘prerequisite’.”

Jiro took a breath, aware he was running on; time was wasting and he was determined to hear feedback from Mr. Miyazaki and Ms. Mizushima. “This course of action would almost certainly leave us with an insignificant chance of success should it fail, but if our absolute best all at once is insufficient to win, I do not think we would have a chance no matter what we did.”

Jiro finally fell silent, looking slightly apologetically to his comrades for taking up so much of their slowly-wasting time.
Jiro was not particularly pleased with the quip about his height. He was tall for his age; it wasn’t his fault he had been put on a team with older genin. He did not let it faze him, however. He’d been called much worse in his lifetime, and he was a ninja-in-training. Ninja do not usually have the luxury of pride, and Jiro had worked hard to remove it from himself.

He was much less pleased with the implication that he would not be of use to his team, and despite all the mental preparation he had put himself through, he almost objected then and there. Fortunately, his wits were not so frayed after his morning’s exertion that he let his instincts get the better of him. He contented himself with a brief, moderate scowl.

He was relieved to hear the call for ‘group huddle’ by Miyazaki. Jiro had been afraid his hypothetical team would be heavy on bravado and low on teamwork. Jiro was never one for bravado, in his opinion. It just didn’t suit him. He was about to recommend they go far away, where the teacher could not hear them or read their lips, when his recommendation was left stillborn in his throat as Mizuhima put voice to his recommendations. Jiro was starting to think he couldn’t have asked for a better team.

His two companions began their exodus, but Jiro dawdled for a moment. He didn’t think questions would get him any further. His teacher was being understandably tight-lipped regarding the exercise. Jiro had learned, however, that a refusal to answer questions was not a refusal to give out information, willingly or otherwise. That lesson had been reinforced a few times this morning, and Jiro would not soon forget it.

His test was simple. He found a stone on the ground, one the size of a small apple, and felt its balance. He wanted to spend the time and write an impromptu explosive seal on the front, but with each second, his teammates drifted further away. Doing so would be bad experimental practice, anyways. Test for one variable at a time, the modify hypotheses. Jiro tossed the rock from his right hand to his left, and threw it with some force at his new teacher’s smug-looking face.

*thud*

Jiro watched the rock fly directly into the nose of his teacher, obviously causing a meager amount of discomfort, before watching it drop back to the dirt. Jiro was not sure what to make of that, honestly, but he was sure there was a lesson in there somewhere. A lesson, and perhaps a little revenge for the comments about his height.

He’d never found a writer claiming ninja could not be petty, in all his years of scholarship.

Jiro joined his teammates far enough from his teacher to feel at least moderately comfortable. For all Jiro knew, the jonin had a whole host of sensory techniques trained on his new students at this very moment, and the hundred meters the trio had walked were pointless. For all Jiro knew, he was under a genjutsu right now and he was actually drowning in a river. Jiro tried to dispel any genjutsu. None being evidently dispelled, or even disrupted, he began to speak. He spoke in his normal cadence, though in a more hushed tone than usual. Caution was a habit, Jiro knew, and he would not let it slip for a moment, especially not in the presence of a jonin. Then again, he really could never know when a jonin was near him, not at his level of ability.

Jiro stopped himself before his paranoia ran away from him, and began to speak after his hairline pause.

“Hello, Ms. Mizushima, Mr. Miyazaki. I look forward to being a part of your team.” Introductions couldn’t hurt, and it never hurt to be polite. “I am Jiro Nakahara. I am 13 years old, but I will do my best to not fall behind the two of you. I enjoy reading and bird-watching.” That was probably sufficient for introductions, Jiro figured. “My areas of focus are long range attacks with Magnet Release ninjutsu, and sensory techniques. My weaknesses are in physical strength and melee combat. I hope we can work together and succeed here. I also have some knowledge of fuuinjutsu, though I am still a novice” He patted the scroll-bandoleer he wore across his chest and around his back. “I would be very satisfied if we could show our new teacher that we are all capable students.”

Jiro was tempted, so very tempted, to start pitching ideas. He felt like he could guess Mizushima’s abilities, and he knew enough of Miyazaki from rumor and mutual friend chains that he had already come up with a few. He scolded himself internally for his impatience. One should never start trying to solve a puzzle, if one can help it, but Jiro could justify skipping that step, in the interest of not keeping his obviously-impatient teacher. Jiro scolded himself for nearly committing a grave social faux-pas. He remained silent, not showing any of his disappointment in himself as he waited for his teammates to speak. While he waited, he wondered which of his creations to use first, picturing each in turn. A smile played at the corner of his mouth, just for a moment. He was even more excited than he had forseen.

An unfortunate amount of rumors about the man before him were immediately confirmed. Jiro figured this was a bad sign. Though, Jiro never put much stock in hearsay. Jiro would not let gossiping civilians mar the good first impression his teacher had given. The man was gruff, certainly. Unorthodox as well. Jiro did not hold it against the older man: anyone who lives long enough in the service of the Village is bound to develop some mental abnormalities. Jiro did not doubt that he would have eccentricities of a similar magnitude if, when he was a Jonin. Jiro even smiled when he heard the teacher's motivation. His honesty, though almost certainly misleading, was refreshing indeed after Jiro's morning.

Jiro already liked his teacher. What he did not like, was the vagueness of the assignment. He spoke up immediately, his mind racing for hidden meaning, doublespeak, easy solutions.

"Excuse me, teacher." Jiro waited a brief moment for a rebuke, moving on before a spirited one could be given. One had to be polite, after all. "What will you be doing while this exercise? What is this exercise a prerequisite for? Is there a failure state for us? What would the consequences be if we failed?" Jiro stopped himself before he carried himself into dangerous territory. There was one question he desperately wanted to ask, but did not.

Why does the test cater to Ms. Mizushima, the only one of us you know to be a ranged specialist, so heavily?. Jiro had never liked favoritism, ever since he had been on the wrong end of it. He certainly hoped his master would not lose all the respect Jiro had begun to feel.
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