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I just read the greatest line of any story ever: It made them speechless. It was like a mule had infiltrated a group of horses and then it defeated all of the horses. -TMW
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Yup. All good. I can finally get back to my writing.
Sorry it took so long. Finally finished moving into my new home.
Who was Youngest Brother? That was a question that few people sought to ask, and a question with an elusive kind of resolution that made it difficult to even approach, let alone answer. Simply put, Youngest Brother was a private person through and through, and found no sense of worth in sharing the details of his life with others. It was for this reason that, while he didn't necessarily dislike others, he tended to treat strangers as a peeve rather than a person. As he listened the the simple-minded country yokel blatantly reveal her knowledge and disposition towards the art of thievery, his sensitive ears twitched visibly under the white mop. When she approached him, claiming to have something of his previous purchase with her, the young beastkin's mind started reeling from the implications. There was no reason to give this girl the benefit of the doubt, setting aside her forthright disposition that seemed almost diametrically opposed to the occupation of a rogue, and the scowl on Youngest Brother's face was almost terrifying to behold. There was a clear hint of something untoward glimmering about his rectangular pupils.

Everything about the human named Freya Holton was, in an instant, burned into Youngest Brother's mind as he finally put her in his mental eye. From the crooked nose to the almost invisible freckle on her left knuckle, he sifted through this girl's person at a frightening pace and tuned out everything else. Short, but cocky, with an unwarranted swagger in her step. Blisters on the hands implied a two-weapon fighting approach. Weapons carried a faint scent of blood, heavy with oil... an amateur cleaning job. Scuffs on the armor imply a period of good use, but lack of actual damage seemed to indicate high agility. In other words, a novice, but not an undangerous one. At this range the advantage was already hers, unless he used his magic without mediation, but that would put him dangerously close to his berserk state. Chances were high that multiple nearby bystanders would perish as well. That was no good in a popular site like this. Discussion was the only option.

As if no time at all had passed between Freya's last word and Youngest Brother's next, the goat boy spoke quickly and clearly, his stone-like voice clashing starkly with the screwed-up expression on his face.

"Do they give out tips to scavengers, these days, Miss Freya Holton?" he asked, sternly eying the beckoning nature of her hand before continuing, "Seeing as I didn't requisition a delivery, the chances that you're trying to scam me is high, are they not? Ask yourself, now. Would you accept an unrequested package from a total stranger, no less at a location you weren't expecting it? You won't find this Youngest Brother to be such an easy mark."

Features relaxing a bit, Youngest Brother tilted his head in what could almost be described as a cute gesture, but it certainly didn't suit him in the slightest. Although he was trying to play off this situation as straightforwardly as possible, in his heart Youngest Brother wasn't nearly as calm. While he could certainly accept the existence of a strange coincidence or two, there was still a lingering doubt that clawed at his sense of security. He knew what that package was the minute the human girl had lugged it out, and was secretly stunned by it's sudden appearance. That was garbage, to be sure, but incriminating garbage nonetheless. It was the proof of his magical powers, something that Youngest Brother was unwilling to share with anyone but fools and corpses. If others, certain others, found out there was such a powerful weapon at their disposal, it would no doubt attract a heap of unwanted attention. The chances that this girl had already discovered this fact, even if she hadn't shown it, was more than enough reason for Youngest Brother to want to remove her. Only, that wasn't an option at the moment.

Instead, he decided to attack her verbally. The angrier he made her, the easier it would be to discern her true intentions.

That ear-grating monotone once again sounded, "I suggest you leave that - package - here and forget about extorting any kind of monetary reward from me this day. If you're willing to drop this matter, I don't see any reason to implicate you further, no doubt you don't want to make any more of a fool of yourself."

Youngest Brother took a slow step forward, his own short stature discernibly equal to the girl in front of him, but he was clearly making himself out to be bigger than the latter. There was a sort of lofty arrogance oozing from his facial expression and body language that even a simpleton could spot. It was almost painful to watch just how much he was looking down on the little human, as if she were a particularly feisty ant that had crawled across his path. With a simple shrug of his shoulders, Youngest Brother's massive pack fell to the ground with a resounding thud, and that malevolent sparkle in the beastkin's eye seemed to stare daggers.

"If she attacks, good. If she yields, better. If she snaps? Perfect..." Youngest Brother's thin, furry hand gripped the head of knotted black-wood walking stick, his whole body clearly poised to defend himself.
I may have time to work on my reply today. Maybe not. I'll see what I can do.
Youngest Brother talks in a monotone most of the time.

Makes sheep noises when under duress.
No no, that's just his skin Beanie. I know it looks like he skinned a couple dozen armadillos and made a people suit out of it, but that's legit human flesh. The hair is definitely fake though.
Good times. I remember when monsters had one fucking job: eat people, guard loot. Now they can go to school, be professionals, and we always have to dance around how they're portrayed in the media. Damn MJWs always calling us out on what should be accepted as good old fashioned tradition. And don't even try to start in on me with that treasure gap bs... Shit's a myth yo.

Did you hear that a Goblin is running for governor of California? What's next, a kobold president? Slippery slope guys, slippery slope. Makes me so mad I'm going to go find a group of likeminded people on Facebook and post angry memes about it. That'll show the world that my opinions are valid.
We actually said Dragon Wage. See, the dragons decided that their hordes of treasure weren't enough, and so they decided to form a union. Now, in order to employ a Dragon in your Dungeon, you have to pay them a quarterly salary. It's really messed with the local Dungeconomics.

I wouldn't really look into it. Calmgale gets kind of saucy if you wag your lips too much now that the profits are in the red.
Beanie needs a cage. And some sedatives. And a cookie.

Someone get this amorphous roleplaying blob a cookie, please.
Oakheim. Traveling along the adjacent highway that precariously bordered the overtaxed city, perhaps considered out of place this time of year, was a slow, deliberate glint. This glint sparkled in the sunlight like a migrating burst of flame, flickering with an enticing brilliance that struck the eye of every rogue and bandit within half a league. The sun, shining in the distance, was casting its rays not upon a great traveling fortune, but upon a mess of bushy white fur.

Of course, any good highwayman with a head on his shoulders and a brain in his skull - which was the majority of them if you were speaking purely biologically - was aware that this was not the right time of year for commodity traders to travel along this road. This was, so to speak, the off-season for skullduggery. Most of their quarterly income was carefully coerced from a select few low-key individuals in order to tide the bandits over until the profitable months. Attracting too much attention during the meantime was akin to committing suicide. Only timely and ordinary robbers were tolerated in these parts, as there were a few too many headstrong justice nuts among the young and inexperienced adventuring populace. Make too much of a ruckus and you'll most certainly wake the hornet's nest called Oakheim.

So common sense dictated that this was not a target worth pursuing, only, it was just too much of an easy mark. A single teen, traveling almost tragically slow, as if a leper, was making his way down the highway without escort. The pack on his shoulders bulged with supplies and possible gains, as if he were screaming for their attentions. In his hand was a simple wooden staff, with no sign of sheathe on his waist. Every few minutes the young man would stop and travel off the road, setting aside his pack and foraging through the local flora. It was such a delicious meal that a few of the smarter bandits avoided this boy as if he really were a leper. They'd been in this business far too long not to smell a trap. This was not so true for the younger, wide-eyed predators prowling the roads.

"Look'it dis boys, a baby foun' its way ou'side, go home to yer ma and suck 'er tit fer a few more years 'fore you step foot on our road, baby."

It wasn't really that funny, but bawling laughter soon echoed from the group of seven, twenty-something-year-old men. Bulging muscles, unclean faces, tattered clothes. Yup, these were definitely bandits, and fairly desperate ones too judging by the quality of their accoutrement. Only, Youngest Brother didn't seem perturbed in the slightest. What kind of thief announced themselves so blatantly? This young man was a beastkin, with senses far more acute than an average human. His ears were sharp and his nose was even sharper, actively tracking the trundling footsteps of these oafish offenders for quite a few passing minutes. Maybe these men didn't notice it themselves, but how could the experienced bandit scouts possibly not notice from their bird's-eye perches along the length of the road? The young man had slowed his pace some time ago. His back was covered by the geography, and his front was cluttered with foliage. These idiots were already densely packed into a group, with no way to flank or ambush their query. Failures, the lot of them... nothing but stupid brutes desperate for an easy bit of coin.

"Three seconds," the teen said, a sudden autumn gale lifting the hair over his golden eyes. A red glint, traced with green flecks, was already glowing within.

"Wha' was tha' baby?" one of the men asked, hand reaching for jagged, hip-belted machete at his waist.

The others had already followed suit, not a single flicker of regret showing in their eyes regarding the thought of cutting down a person that could only be called a child.

"Two... one..." Youngest Brother didn't drag his words out, three seconds passing by in an overbearingly precise measurement.

"Alrigh' tha's the las-"

Glowing eyes flickered with arcane implication, connecting the young man's very soul to gentle, throbbing breath of the world. Thin lips parted unhesitantly, tongue twisting in an intricate, perpetual motion. This oration was not some sort of incantation, but a meditation, restraining the effect of magical throes on the mind of the practitioner. It was incomplete in the extreme, but no less the results of a year's worth of effort and experimentation. Each syllable uttered seemed to move in tandem with the rhythm of the nearby magical energies.

"Meh-bah-meh-meh-bah-meh-bah-meh-meh-bah-"

FWOOSH~ FWOOM!

A rapidly expanding burst of scorched air rippled through the trees, unsettling a flock of resting birds. Clouds of avian activity erupted into the sky, quickly evacuating their perches in fear of the sudden concussive force. Autumn leaves, only lightly browning, fell to the ground in waves, nestling about the unmoving boots of the young beastkin. Another glint flashed through the hillside, once again alerting the keen eyes of the bandit lookouts. Only, this glint wasn't white. It wasn't even gold. It was red, and the hazy furor contained within spurred even the bloodthirsty hot-blooded bandits to shiver in fear at the sight of it. The same thought passed through the minds of each and every one of these cowardly men. Thank the gods that wasn't me. For the rest of the day, the highway presented no more temptation to these thieves or their tired eyes.

Picking up his body-engulfing pack and mounting it on his shoulders, the boy once again resumed his plodding journey. It wasn't that this Youngest Brother didn't want to travel any faster, but it was simply impossible for him. His feet couldn't grip the earth like a normal person, and he often wondered if it was because the earth was jealous of him. How could it not be? So deep was his connection to Sun and Sky that there was nothing that grew on the surface of this world that could withstand his destructive force. At least, nothing untouched by the hands of men. A precisely positioned boot steps over a sizable pile of smoking white ash, the grim dust scattering amidst the encroaching wind. It was in stark contrast to the cracked-dry blackened soil that occupied an area seven strides in diameter where the bandits once stood.

No sign of the men remained in this world, and in a year's time, there would be no way to know they had ever existed. Mother nature would soon reclaim this land with her renewed vigor, the foliage thicker even than before. After all, it wasn't as if Youngest Brother had failed to leave it a suitable fertilizer. Perhaps these bandits might have been immortalized in the mind of the beaskin youth, the pale, gaunt visages of the seven haunting his nightmares for years to come. Only, Youngest Brother had already long since forgetten this incident. Had he mercilessly ended a group of lives without batting an eye? As far as this boy was concerned, all he had done was spread a bit of dust along the side of a road.

All that occupied the mind of this traveler was his destination, and every step along the way was carefully purveyed with the same appraising pair of golden eyes. Not a single pebble was missed in his observations, but at the same time, not a single pebble was remembered either.

"Stone of Nine... you'd think they could have sprung for nine stones..." Youngest Brother would think some time later, his slight form finally crossing the horizon of this ceremonial site.

Not to mention, there were people here. People... how annoying. Was it like this every day? Sure, this was supposed to be an important place of pilgrimage, but Youngest Brother was under the illusion that this was the least likely time for traveling adventurer-wannabes to head in this direction. He'd even taken the scenic route in order to time his arrival precisely to the least crowded hour of the day. Yet, here were spectators all the same. A scowl was already spreading across the young man's face, and a flicker of red light was quietly subdued behind the cowl of white he called his hair.
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