ampersand — Roleplayer Guild

@AwesomeZero5 Your observation is correct, I plan to roleplay as the Pokémon characters to see the world from another perspective and free myself from the confines of being human, in terms of writing at least! As for 'heterodox'... It means to be against accepted moral standard, and I was using that as a subtle joke to imply wanting a more salacious 1x1 setting (18+) without being too crude. Apologies for the slight confusion there, I just didn't want to directly state that in my own introduction and give the wrong impression. I'm seeking a character and story driven setting, laced with adult themes, so I'll likely steer away from those recommendations you gave as those aren't what I'm looking for, though I appreciate you trying to assist.     

As someone who's foolish enough to use Google Images without safe-search enabled, I've learnt there is no shortage of sick and twisted individuals on the internet perving over Pokémon. Naturally, I've decided to take it one step further by creating an entire roleplay account about it, dedicated to creating salacious character-driven stories revolving around everyone's favourite game series. I've not decided on the finer details yet, but I'm essentially seeking out partners who are interested in crafting plots Nintendo would never approve of. Below are some examples of short narratives I'd be willing to try, delineating the type of passion and adventure I'm seeking as the foundation of our epic tale... Keep in mind most of these are 'OC-Trainer-X-OC-Pokémon', but I am content for this roleplay to be based upon Pokémon-Mystery-Dungeon or another similar spin-off too.  

People often proclaim it's easy to bond with Pokémon, that all it takes to form a life-long connection is to spend some quality time outside playing or fighting... But this is utter nonsense. These creatures are not always sociable or trusting, just as your new Leafeon proves by not being remotely interested in you. She's not disobedient or troublesome, yet those constant listless gazes out of the window demonstrate she would rather return to nature than be indoors alongside you... And so in desperation to form some kind of link, you decided to take her to your old childhood home, a modest farm you grew up on. It seemed like an excellent compromise since you still got to live in a building, and she got more access to the world, but she's just getting more distant by the hour... But perhaps something else that's 'natural' could help?

Kirlia's might be renowned for their gentle and majestic ways, but this perception is nothing more than a stereotype. One you fell for, leading to disaster as the ostensibly quiet girl you adopted from the poke-centre turned out to be a hyperactive critter that just won't shut up. Every single moment she's awake is the same... A perpetual invasion into your psyche, utilizing her mental prowess to relentlessly ask you a bunch of utterly pointless questions. "Why's the sky blue?" "Where do eggs come from?" "Why do you humans  insist on not eating burgers for breakfast when it tastes just as good in the morning?"... It is endless, as she's always curious about something and hasn't stopped harassing you with inquires for months, so for your own sanity you must find some way to make it stop... To find something that'll capture her attention and fascination more than her current habit of harrying you with queries.

Conventional wisdom suggests uncooperative and recalcitrant Pokémon are merely unhappy, and that the root of their bad behaviour is usually a strong negative emotion such as anxiety or loneliness... But for this irksome Buneary it's nothing more than boredom. She derives amusement from watching you angrily react, as evidenced by her inability to take you seriously whenever you attempt to discipline her. Every punishment appears pitifully ineffective, and she gleefully chortles at even the most severe or harsh treatment, all because she loves winding you up. She regularly breaks items in the house, hits and kicks you whenever an opportunity arises, and will never obey even the simplest of requests. But enough is enough, a new method is required to get this Pokémon under control; one that rewards positive actions rather than discouraging negative acts... So, got any ideas for how you can guerdon her? She is a bunny afterall.

Now, I specifically want to avoid giving off a pretentious impression here. I'm not attempting to rewrite the works of Shakespeare, and I'm certainly not a pro-writer myself, but I must accentuate the importance of effort. Whilst I'm not expecting to receive novels in my DM's, I'll be profoundly unimpressed if I see 'one-liners' in whatever we co-create. I want to spark imagination and wonder in our work, not effortless trite lacking soul or love. Be a debauchee with writing standards, and yes, I'm aware of how bizarre that statement is and am cringing along too. Don't overthink it, just as long as you are enjoying yourself and putting a fair amount of care into what you're typing... Then you'll be a splendid partner! Additionally, don't fret about being too vanilla, saccharine or dark with your tastes or kinks; as I'm searching for an enthusiastic co-writer and thus open to an array of differing perspectives.

Lastly, I think the best way to end this interest check is with honesty; this is escapism. I'm a human in real life (I know, shocking), and truthfully, I'm completely unremarkable and average offline. So I'll be taking on the role of 'cute critter' (or several) in these roleplays, since being a 'typical bloke' in my own 'escape from reality' might make the whole ordeal frivolous. Anyhow, I've written/spoken enough about me, myself and I; and don't want to overdo it. Nevertheless, I hope one or two people here take the bait, so to speak, and are keen to sexualize this franchise by building a concupiscent and heartfelt narrative. You are free to ask me anything in my DM's or on this thread, but please keep it relevant to the subject, I don't want to see random questions like "What's your favourite number?" haha.

(Quick fire notes: I'll happily play male or female characters. I'll probably post a few times per week, hopefully daily. I favour M-x-F pairings, although other pairings are acceptable time to time too. I'm content to double and play as NPC's. I'll be aiming to give two or three paragraphs when I post, please try to match. I'm alright with OOC chatter, and fond of exchanging and building plot ideas as well. I will not 'fade to black' since this is a NSFW roleplay.)

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