-32/10 Don't even think about considering to consider to try it. It is the worst experience you will go through if you do.
That's why I'm a 1500 lb basement dwelling misogynist virgin with acne problems
Lives are for bitches
And bitches are dumb?
Lives are for bitches
And bitches are dumb?
Azarthes said
That's why I'm a 1500 lb basement dwelling misogynist virgin with acne problemsLives are for bitches And bitches are dumb?
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...
Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.
That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.
Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.
I already get turned on by my own, having more seems swell
Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.
That sounds romantic.
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Wayne said
That sounds romantic.
Romantic is an understatement.
Barioth said
Romantic is an understatement.
Sweltering with exquisite beauty unknown to those but the goddess Aphrodite herself.
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Wayne said
Sweltering with exquisite beauty unknown to those but the goddess Aphrodite herself.
Good. You have truly captured the core essence of flabooby sex.
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Joegreenbeen said
Oh my gosh, how did this happen!?!
You posted in Spam.
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Kaga said
You posted in Spam.
It's almost like he's surprised this thread went in the Flabooby direction.
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Joegreenbeen said
Oh my gosh, how did this happen!?!
Kaga said
You posted in Spam.
^ Pretty much this.
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Between trolling some idiot, talking to squee, and reading this, I can't stop laughing.
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Sherlock Holmes said
^ Pretty much this.
I just like to blame myself for a lot of things.
Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.
I was inspired to write a song. I call it: Lipid Dance. *coughs*
Mreasts and Breasts are lying in a bed, S-L-A P-P-I-N-G.
First comes Cleavage
Then comes Boobage
Then comes Aza with a tiny Package
Sucking her Flab
Greasing his pants
Trying to do the Lipid dance
And that's not all
That's not all
He's also eating a Can of Spam
I should go to bed.
K-97 said
I was inspired to write a song. I call it: Lipid Dance. *coughs*Mreasts and Breasts are lying in a bed, S-L-A P-P-I-N-G. First comes CleavageThen comes BoobageThen comes Aza with a tiny PackageSucking her FlabGreasing his pantsTrying to do the Lipid danceAnd that's not allThat's not allHe's also eating a Can of Spam I should go to bed.
Zed v2, learn when to stahp.
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