5/28/2014 14:57:59 Someone should make an anonymous questions thread like someone did during the last confessions wave, because those were a lot better than this nonsense. Direct questions asked to members of spam are a lot more fun than random hate and spite and stupidity.

>>"studies show 90% of all questions will be aimed at Jorick, Smiral, or the hated flavor of the month"<<

Let's get these questions going.

1.Elendra, why are you so cute? :3
2. why won't you pay attention to me jorick-senpai
3. Who isn't Lucian?
4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?
5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?
6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?
7. Where are you why aren't you on
8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?
9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being?
10. Kuto why don't you love me? -Jster ;)
11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru.
12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?
13. Trips, what's your sexual orientation?
14. Where are you sophi? ;-;
15. No, seriously, Lucian, who the fuck are you? Were on around on the old Guild, or are you newer than that?
16. So I don't get it, is Elendra a man or a woman?
17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?
18. Lucian, how's Tarin been doing?
19. You didn't actually answer my orientation question, Tripz.
20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?
21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?
22. Turtlicious, what happened to you, you used to at least be literate
23. Brose, does turtle have a massive dong? I ask because I can't think of a reason you'd stick with him.
24. Should I really get into this again?
25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?
26. brovo can i hav ur autograph??!!??!
27. Jorick is Aidan Gillen, right?
28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.
29. Turtle, is it true you use to perv on UniB?
30. Brovo why wouldn't you let me in your RP? DOES OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING?
31. Nat, would you ever consider dropping the randumb idiot act and actually being yourself? I think we could be friends if you stopped being such a dork.
32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?
33. Jorick, what is it about spam that makes you keep coming back?
34. RUSALKA COME POST IN SPAM AND BE POPULAR AND ALSO SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS?
35. Card, what kind of question do you want to be asked?
36. Guru, why are you so pretentious?
37.@Guru, no I asked because I read your answer to the thing about being a mod, it just came off very pretentious, please answer seriously
38. I dunno, I feel like I don't know you very well Card. What is the one thing people should know about you?
39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?
41. Who are the five smartest spammers?
42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?
43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?
44. Why is Nargle mean lately?
45. What are wheat sharks?
46. How does one breed a wheatshark?
47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.
48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?
49. @Doivid. Will you have my gay babies?
50. Nargle, What species do you connect with most?
51. Toellner, do you realize that name is better, and you failed miserably by changing?
52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer?
53. Who the hell are you, Lucian?
54. Who wants to rap battle?
55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?
56. When will we get to see our post counts?
57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too?
58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?
59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?
60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?
61. Smiral. Is Slipknot good?
62. So, Drakel. What's it like to be the circlejerk's custarddump?
63. Can I ask a question?
64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?
65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?
66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.
67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?
68. How do we kill the Jorickman?
69. Who's a Spammer you would genuienly miss if they disappeared, and whose one you wouldn't miss?
70. Should Nat be the overload of spam?
71. Should nat talk with his voice?
72. Do you support its opening?
.73. Will you accept the Legion into your heart?
74. Whatever happened to Esper? And Walker I guess. Those two were p. tight if I recall.
75. Who is this Jorick guy anyway
76. Who are the five dumbest spammer? (oldguild people only)
77. How big is the average spam wiener?
78. Who is the greatest Roleplayer, in spam?
79. Lemon Iced tea or Peach Iced tea?
80. How big approximately IS Jorick's D?
81. What's a Dexfoot?
82. When will Naruto become Hokage of Guild?
83. What is the ratio of Advanced RPers, to Casual, to Free RPers?
84. What is the Ratio of said RPer's all together ego?
85. What is the ratio of said RPer's Suckiness?
86. Does anyone have a Snickers?
87. If a new spammer was secretly the alt of Mammoth, who would it be?
88. If a new spammer was secretly the alt of Mammoth, who would it be?
90. Who is Guru's Super Secret Alt? Does he even come to spam?
91. Should spam get together on skype and riff on old cartoons/movies?
92. Dervish, why are you so damn sexy? I wanna fiddlefaddle with your dingledongle, if you know what I'm saying.

update: people keep sending joke questions and not even questions at all...I laugh at some of them, but I'm not gonna clutter this up by posting them. Not sure what the reasoning is there. lol

Inb4 there's one directed at me that just says "who are you?"

This will end well. lol

It always does, Sherlock.

Oh dear...

Sherlock Holmes said
This will end well. lol

Between that fiasco the other night, last night's nonsense, and now this, I'm just about your favorite person right now.

No really I am, nothing could ever destroy your love for me.

2. why won't you pay attention to me jorick-senpai

Because you're subhuman garbage and not worth my attention. I feel disgusted with myself for even acknowledging this plea.

Next question.

Doivid said
Who isn't Lucian?

Who indeed?

13. Trips, what's your sexual orientation?

I thought everyone knew already, anon.

Who the fuck is Code Guru

Doivid said
No, seriously, Lucian, who the fuck are you? Were on around on the old Guild, or are you newer than that?

Yes, I was a member for a few years before Guildfall. I had bouts of spam popularity, but it never stuck, because I would always leave for months at a time.

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

Let me think.

Jster,
Jster,
Jster

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

Let's see...

I'd have to say Doivid would be my favorite spammer. Aza is pretty cool too. I wish Sophi would post... anything at all! Erm... Well, that's complicated.

If I HAD to choose one, it would probably be Doivid, simply for the fact that I know he shares the same sexual orientation and is not jailbate. XD

#17: Me. Myself. I.

Doivid said
I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

If I'm being absolutely honest, Jorick is probably one of my favourite people in spam. I enjoy all of his verbose responses, and his opinions line up rather well with my own.

I wish Mahz would post more often.

I don't really know anyone well enough to make a judgement here, so I'll just say Nat out of respect for our forum-bond.

19. You didn't actually answer my orientation question, Tripz.

Oh, uh, I'm a homo. I didn't know I gave an impression otherwise.

Doivid said
5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?
6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?
9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being?
12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?
14. Where are you sophi? ;-;1

5.) Matter of perception, really. One doesn't take on a moderator position because they expect to garner respect and praise from all their actions. I do what I see needs to be done -- some will agree with those choices, others will not. If you don't like it, you're free to put yourself forward to try and do a better job.

6.) No. Ponies don't rank high enough on my list for me to be a shitty Nat clone. (They don't even rank on my list, so I'm automatically disqualified.)'

9.) High fiber diet, naturally.

12.) I've heard it said that the meaning of life is 42. I cannot absolutely vouch for the validity of this, but it seems as plausible as any other theories I've heard.

14.) I know, but I'm not telling. :D

Doivid said
Lucian, how's Tarin been doing?

"Am I my brother's keeper?"

Just to let people know, I'm not posting responses. The only things I'm posting are the questions. lol