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My mother just made tea for everyone and accidentally made one cup too many. I feel my comment adequately affirms my Britishness.
"I'll happily have two cups of tea."
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Coffee is the inferior hot drink, it should be banned.
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One day I'll try tea the way you English drink it. One day.
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Larfleeze said
Coffee is the inferior hot drink, it should be banned.

Tea is great and all, especially with Tea Masala, but don't diss the Coffee. I practically run on the stuff and coffee tastes great produces one of the greatest smells known to mankind.
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I've never liked coffee. Picked up tea through my Chinese classes and have stuck with it since.

Leaves>Beans
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TP said
One day I'll try tea the way you English drink it. One day.


How the hell do you drink it?

As for everyone else - please, lower thy weapons. There is no need for tea and coffee to war with one another; follow the example of hot chocolate and Horlicks by remaining peaceful and cooperative. Even though coffee is infinitely fucking worse, I begrudgingly admit that it's extremely useful for my developing caffeine addiction. Starbucks, what would us basic white bitches do without you?
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I fuckin love tea of all kinds. I'll try any kind, any way I can get it.

During the summer iced green tea with honey is a lifesaver from this heat.
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I love both tea and coffee equally, hows them apples
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Smiral said
I love both tea and coffee equally, hows them apples


I hate both tea and coffee equally

apples are good though
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Halo said
How the hell do you drink it?


Cold. Iced. Sweet. In a gallon pitcher.

And, I love hot coffee, cold coffee, and cold tea.
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Doivid said
I fuckin love tea of all kinds. I'll try any kind, any way I can get it.During the summer iced green tea with honey is a lifesaver from this heat.


Iced green tea sounds intriguing, I don't think I've ever had it.

Smiral said
I love both tea and coffee equally, hows them apples

Card said
I hate both tea and coffee equallyapples are good though


Not nearly discriminatory enough. Dirty hippies. What are you, not hotdrinkracist?
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Cold. Iced. Sweet. In a gallon pitcher. And, I love hot coffee, cold coffee, and cold tea.


... so you never drink tea just... like... by putting a bag and a bit of milk in hot water and brewing it? That is so goddamn alien to me. My grandmother's staying with us right now and we genuinely go through about 1.5-2 pints of milk a day just on tea, between 4 of us.
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Halo said
... so you never drink tea just... like... by putting a bag and a bit of milk in hot water and brewing it? That is so goddamn alien to me. My grandmother's staying with us right now and we genuinely go through about 1.5-2 pints of milk a day just on tea, between 4 of us.


I have never used milk in tea. Why do people do that?
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I usually drink black or green tea straight but my sister usually adds in a little milk to her black tea but I was never a fan of it. However my favorite teas are the fruity flavored ones Teavana sells.
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Halo said
... so you never drink tea just... like... by putting a bag and a bit of milk in hot water and brewing it? That is so goddamn alien to me. My grandmother's staying with us right now and we genuinely go through about 1.5-2 pints of milk a day just on tea, between 4 of us.


Well, you do brew the tea, but then you put a shit ton of ice and sugar in it and then leave it in the fridge for a few hours. Honestly, it’s pretty good. If you want, you could look the details up on the internet and try it some time.
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Jster said
I have never used milk in tea. Why do people do that?


That's just how I was raised to drink tea, as were most people I know here in Britain. I prefer the taste with a tiny bit of milk in it - though most people think I drink my milky tea very strong, i.e. closer to "pure" black than them.
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Halo said
... so you never drink tea just... like... by putting a bag and a bit of milk in hot water and brewing it? That is so goddamn alien to me. My grandmother's staying with us right now and we genuinely go through about 1.5-2 pints of milk a day just on tea, between 4 of us.


I only add milk to tea when I'm making chai tea, otherwise -fuck- milk.
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I only add milk to tea when I'm making chai tea, otherwise -fuck- milk.


You defile chai tea with milk? You're dead to me. The only tea I add milk too is standard black tea - breakfast tea, as it's sometimes called. Anything else, no way. Yeuch. And anyone else who does it any way other than the very specific way I was raised to enjoy it is literalz worse than Hitler.
I think I just won Godwin's Law. Can you win Godwin's Law?
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Earl Grey Tea is best tea.
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Halo said
How the hell do you drink it?


Regular.
And I leave the bag in.

BrobyDDark said
Earl Grey Tea is best tea.


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