Awson said
Too contrived.

The ribbing begins

To weigh in on Spam's fuzziness or lack thereof - actually, in the end, most people who are part of the 'community' of Spam do give two fucks and care to some extent. Spam's like a pineapple - prickly as fuck and hard on the outside, but sweet and soft and mushy on the inside. Kinda. Mostly.
Honestly, the more you just act like you belong here, the more people will welcome you into the fold, providing you aren't an utter tool (which we've already seen you aren't, so thumbsupbro). All the people who say they never got 'hazed' just pitched up and started making intelligent/amusing responses one day, rather than making their newness/arrival a 'thing'.

EDIT: Also, to explain why so many of us are posting here talking about this stuff, it's actually just because we all love to analyse Spam as a mini-community/society or as a collective entity, to show how aware we are of what it's like.

Prentice Hall for most reasonable integration into Spam.

That deserves the fucking Nobel Peace Prize

Jster said
Prentice Hall for most reasonable integration into Spam.That deserves the fucking Nobel Peace Prize

Yes, it's quite unusual...
Hmm.

Sherlock Holmes said
Yes, it's quite unusual...

Oh my god your set is adorable.

Jeremy Brett was my favorite Sherlock.

Ok, no Jason Gray-Stanford was my favorite, but that was a cartoon.

Awson said
Too contrived.

Don't worry Awson. A new member in spam doesn't mean we'll love you any less. <3