Joegreenbeen said
It can also seem that their happier than they were in the rest of the commercial. :ultimateworriedface :worriedface :worried

Kaga said
Now that you mention it, they do kind of sound like that most of the time. It's as if they're making a conscious decision to make the potentially deadly side effects sound as trivial as possible.

Kaga said
that list a thousand horrible side-effects that are all so much worse than whatever they're trying to treat in the first place. The best part is that they always say it in such a calm, soothing voice. Like that sort of voice works well for selling the product I guess but then when that same voice also says "also, you may experience heart attacks, stroke, thoughts of suicide, comas or death" like it's just this small little thing you don't need to worry about, the ad suddenly becomes a lot less compelling. XDEdit: Just noticed the typo in the thread title. This is why I shouldn't post and watch TV at the same time.

Medical Peeps said Side affects may include deathconstipationcomaheartdiseaseinfectionsfoulgastraldiscomforthallucinationsimplosivediarrhia, oh and maybe a little nausea.

genghismike said
Subliminal messages....They're for hypochondriacs to get meds for something they don't need, which will in turn make them get other meds to remedy the problems caused by the other meds.Pharmaceutical companies make a killing off of this crap.Even Cold and Allergy medication isn't worth a shit. All it does is mask the symptoms.

ImANargleHunter said
Okay, yes, but isn't that the point? I'd much rather be able to function on some level than be leaking out of my eyes and nose so bad I can't actually see or breathe? Obviously it doesn't actually get rid of my allergies, but it does dampen the symptoms enough that I can, you know, actually do stuff?

idlehands said
I remember when there were cigarette ads on TV and in magazines. Then they yanked them out of concern for the public. Just to have them replaced with prescription drug ads.

Halo said
? Does it just collapse into a fucking singularity in your colon? Is it the same as constipation? I'm just rife with questions.

BrobyDDark said
It's