(X-X died of blood loss)

SYSTEM SHUT SMUT DOWN.

SYSTEM IS CURRENTLY UNABLE TO FUNCTION DUE TO LACK OF LUBRICANT IN MACHINERY. PLEASE ALLOW A MOMENT FOR HIBIKI TO GRAB A FEW TISSUES FOR BOTH YOU AND HIBIKI.

((I died at the word lubricant forno reason.))

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Ooooh dats pretty kinky.



Hold up. *stuffs tissue into nose* The tissue's box is there, my heart and soul is in that jar there and I need my sleep. It's like 4am whoops.

Smut fest shall be continued tomorrow!

Alright!

I MISS YOU BUT I WONT BE CLINGY!
ALSO THIS ARRIVED FOR YOU IN A FANCY ENVELOPE.

To dear Hibiki No Echo,

You are cordially and ,by force, forcibly invited to the first-ever M x M Roleplayer Guild competition. You will not be just any guest, however. You will be added to a panel of judges in which you will help decide the victor fairly, regardless of any personal connections or Satanic pacts [unfair]. This competition's theme is angst! By definition, this is a deep sense of anxiety or dread. We totally fabricated that eloquent and concise definition from our minds, so no need to cross-check on Google.

As a judge, your job is to read the respective arcs and determine, to the fullest and most complete sense of your awesomeness, which one of us brought more angst to eat at your quickly fading faded soul. You may also wish to read a few pages before the arcs in order to make sense of the plot. The competition will be between the angst maestro tenebrae16 and the heartbreaker Skybreaker!!!

Any other details will be discussed via the OOC thread of [link this for me, tenebrae] [no >:P.....Fine] http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/2547/posts/ooc?page=20#post-1282092 Lumières Caelum, an MxM SciFi fantasy romance that involves much plot twists, dragons, family, and that takes place in a post apocalyptic future where the pollution and atomic awards have destroyed the earth so badly humans live high in the air in Sky Cities, for a while anyway.

If you are interested in accepting the honor of being a judge for our grand event, please post in the OOC when you are ready.

-Sky/Tene :3

Lil bit of a brief summary.
-dragons:
Regnum- fire dragon. (Controlled by Tene)
Sanare-Water dragon (Tene)
Terra- Earth (Sky)
Anemoli-Wind (Tene)
Ferrum- Metal (Tene)
Sila-Wood (Tene)
Path-Light (Tene)
Lucian-Aura (Sky)
Hailley-Guardian (Sky)

Hydra:
Edge-King (Sky)
Charon-Lust (Sky)
Beelzebub-Wrath (Tene)
Blizzard-Gluttony (Tene)
Noire-Vanity (Sky)
Forte-Pride (Sky)
December-resident psychic/greed (Sky)
Leo-Sloth (Tene)

Children/half hydras;
Skylark (Sky)
Sleipnir(Tene)

Npcs: humans

disclaimer; Our rp contains much angst and touches on sensitive topics such as mpreg, possible rape and child abuse, self harm, insanity, teen pregnancy, *spoiler sadness topics*, mature content overall. Any sexual scenes will be kept to pm and sent via request. Please join us all the same. We promise fun too.

Y'ALL BOTH SENT THIS TO ME. WAT. KAY WAIT LET ME GO INTO THE THREAD.

I ALSO HAVE A CASE OF SMUT BLOCK. FRACKIN HELL. ONE HUNDRED IDEAS FOR THIS RP AND NONE OF THIS IS SMUT.

ITS OKAY! I CAN DO THIS! JUST LET IT FLOW MAN!!!

ASDFGHJKL;'#

Well to make sure I'm not being totally unproductive, can we like plot? I have like one thousand+ ideas to let out.

What do we do after they get together? Get them married ro something? Or have like a super-duper awkward as frack relationship?

One sec, AM BEING EMBARRASSED. You'll see why in a sec, but in my defense, the glare of the sun and my clumsy thumbs make it hard to see and click right :X

I say awkward as frack relationship, maybe more friends with benefit type thing coupled with jealous girlfriends, men and judging parents :3

Let's have a scene where Blake gets a cute doll and gives it to Chrys saying "cute things go together" leaving Deamion dejected and sad since he wanted it from him, pours his tsundere heart out to Chrys who tells Blake then... does something. NOT SURE ABOUT THE LAST PART.

ITS PKAY! IM SURE OF IT! I CAN HEAR HIM NOW.

"I didn't want no stupid doll! But....it would have been nice..."

SMUT WHILE WE PLOT!

I CAN'T THO. SMUT BLOCK. IDK WHAT TO RELY WITH. LEGIT.

So it's like

"Hahaha! It's really cute! I don't think it's my type of toy though." -Blake
"You'd be considered a complete pervert in my eyes if you kept it." -Deamion
"Really now? I don't want that now do I? Unfortunately my prince, you don't seem to like this kinda stuff huh? Here. Chrys keep it, use it for something or for that guy as a present. Beside cute things go well together huh?" -Blake
"Cute? I don't know about that. Ah well, thanks Whitlea. Huh? Something wrong Deamion?" -Chrys
"Wh-what? Nah, I'm fine. Who wants something like that anyway? -Deamion
"Okay then. C'mon the nights still young, lets have some fun!" -Chrys

SOME OTHER TIME
"Deamion? What are you doing here? You waiting for Whitlea?"
"Oh Chrys... No, I'm just thinking."
"Mmmmmm. You're down about something aren't you? I can tell, you didn't give a bitchy response!"
"Hey! If anyone's bitchy it's you. Look at those bikers! They were pratically scarred for life!"
"Now, now, I'm just trying to cheer you up. Tell me what's wrong. Is it about Blake what did the idiot do this time?"
"It's nothing! None of your buisness, now screw off.
"I could tell Blake about this. Y'know how he feels about you. So just let it out now before you're on the bed with an icepack on you non-virgin backside."
"You know Chrys, you're cute but you're a freakin devil."
"Guilty is charged."

AFTERWARDS
"So you really wanted that doll from him? It wouldn't really help if I gave it to you now would it?"
"Yeah... I don't know why though..."
"I think its called love? Y'know the emotion you feel for someone else."
"D-don't be such an idiot! Who'd want to fall for that stupid, rich bastard who doesn't know how to keep it in his pants!"
"I fell for him."
"W-what?"
"I did. I fell in love with him once. I won't get into details but in the end our relationship broke down since we had no choice. I just get jealous and start attacking the person with him, if he flirted with someone I'd get angry. We broke up because things didn't work out. Its strange. After a break up you'd hate the person but we remianed pretty close. I think a part will always love him."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Since Blake is a flirt. He's an asshole and has a hard time keeping his eyes on you only."
"Gee... Thanks."
"But... if he loves you, he pays more attention to you than anyone else. I think he does that to you more than he did to me. So, if you tell him what you're feeling, you might get a surprise. Hahaha!"

THIS IS SO FREAKIN CHEESY I'M SORRY.

I LOVE CHEESEYNESS!!!

Also we must have this. I wish I could wait, but I wanna spoil it a lil.

MUCH LATER.

Blake: Now Sweetie~ Where are you? Are you still upset over this morning?
*Sound of door clicking open.*
Blake:Woah....
STATIC INTERFERENCE WITH TRANSMISSION

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Deamion: So you don't like cute toys, huh? Not your type?
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VERY MU-&@37$;-LATER.

Deamion: *Softly* Love ya you asshole.
Blake: I love cute toys.

FRACKIN BLAKE AND FRACKIN SEXUAL INNUENDOS.

One other plot I have is very magic-eqsue. So they get into trouble, Blake drags them into it. The purple butterfly reveals herself. Then something happens and they're stuck for a while before going home. One scene is this one here.

Chrys: Blake, Deamion and Miss @:£%^ please go down the ladder. I'll hold them back with Tatsuyoshi. I'll be rear guard.
Blake: Wh-what? You'll be killed! I'll handle it, go first. There's one hundred of them and only two of you
Chrys: I understand your manly pride but by the time they burst in, I won't be able to tell you how handle this stun gun, nor will I be able to tell you how to defend yourself. So just go!
Blake: Alright... Miss "£$%^& go down first! Your magic is needed to get us out of here!
!"£%&*: Okay. See you there!
Deamion: Idiot, go first. Your life is also needed to get us out of here! Hurry, we don't have much time!
Blake: A-alright... Be sure to be safe, you two!
Deamion: You should go too!
Chrys: I can't! Do you think he'll ever forgive me? I doubt that! If anything, my life is the least important as of right now. Hurry and get out of here!
Deamion: We can't just leave you here! Just go, forget about the rear guard!
Chrys: Ahaha! That's a nice thought, dying together as friends. But I prefer if we were all alive. But if anything, here. Listen to this, even though I lost my love, "he" still has his. So be sure to tell "Kenji" that it's alright! We'll always be together in every life! Now. GO DAMMIT!
Deamion: K-kenji? *BOOM* Ch-chrys!
Chrys: I SAID GO! *runs offs to fight enemies* Haaaaaaaaaaaah! *boom boom boom boom boom*
Deamion: Dammit, why did you have to play hero...?
Blake: Hold on... What happened to the noise.. Th-those aren't Chrys' footsteps!
THE NEXT PART SHALL BE CENSORED
Blake: N-NO! "£$%^&* You're a magical being right? Do something! Use you'r magical powers! Do something! Save him! Use some telekin- *slap*
THE NEXT PART SHALL BE CENSORED

Deamiom: How can I know we won't turn out wrong?....

Ahhh, all the ideas!!!