I had no internet for a day so I couldn't hop on the bandwagon when it started. Come ask me things.

Why should I ask you anything?

Are you my father?

Sherlock Holmes said
Why should I ask you anything?

Because I'm the best and you want to know things about me, obviously.

Wayne said
Are you my father?

Absolutely not, and thank fuck for that.

Is Littlefinger your favorite GoT character or do you just feel like you can associate with him?

Jorick said
Because I'm the best and you want to know things about me, obviously.

Oh. I see.

Can I be second best?

Will you marry me, you shameless slut?

Where do you see Petyr at the end of the series?

Lady Squee said
Is Littlefinger your favorite GoT character or do you just feel like you can associate with him?

He's in my top 5 favorites, but not my #1 favorite. My list of favorite GoT characters is mainly derived from the books rather than the show, and in order it's Tyrion, Arya, Jaime, Littlefinger, Hound.

While I do feel like I can associate with him somewhat, the reason I picked him as an avatar thing was twofold. First, when I decided to run with a GoT set I was going to use Tyrion (who I identify with quite a bit more than Littlefinger) but someone else in Spam had a Tyrion set already. Second, I had a trend of using villains and bad guys from shows and movies as my set, like the Master from Doctor Who and the Governor from Walking Dead and Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York, and Littlefinger fit in with that crowd pretty well. Then everyone kept mentioning how the set went really well with my snarky posts, so I've kept it because I agree and finding a new set would take effort.

Sherlock Holmes said
Oh. I see.Can I be second best?

Sure. But the gap between first and second is miles apart, just so we're clear.

Larfleeze said
Will you marry me, you shameless slut?

Nope. I can't be tied down, gotta get out there and slut it up, y'know?

The Nexerus said
Where do you see Petyr at the end of the series?

Dead after having a lot of success and thinking he's set for life, then getting his plans ruined by something he didn't account for (like dragons maybe).

Jorick said
I can't be tied down, gotta get out there and slut it up, y'know?

We can have an open marriage, we can make this work!

How do you feel about the success of your spamfic story as the first finished Spam project and it's over all appeal to those that read it?

What are your true feelings for Sophi?

Larfleeze said
We can have an open marriage, we can make this work!

We can't though. If I'm attached to any one person in particular it ruins my whole setup. Gotta keep everyone on equal footing so they all think they have a chance, else the system falls apart.

idlehands said
How do you feel about the success of your spamfic story as the first finished Spam project and it's over all appeal to those that read it?

I feel fucking great about it. I thought it was just gonna be a silly little nonsense thing that I got tired of after a few chapters, but people getting super hyped about it made me also get hyped to keep writing it, so it was a nice big feedback loop of excitement that fueled it to completion. I didn't expect to have the majority of Spam folks along for the ride either, since most spamfics in the past have had an apparent readership (just those who post in the thread) of less than 10 people.

I'm really happy with how it all turned out.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
What are your true feelings for Sophi?

She's awesome. We've got a lot in common, from random life experiences and preferences to general personality stuff. At this point I figure that if we actually lived anywhere near each other we'd probably end up as BFFs. As it stands she's just a cool person I enjoy talking to whenever she happens to show up on Skype.

Also, since I'm pretty sure you were trying to get at romantic type feelings, nah. The most I could ever see happening between us is like short dating before realizing that shit won't work out because similar and clashing personalities do not make for a happy couple.

Jorick said I feel fucking great about it. I thought it was just gonna be a silly little nonsense thing that I got tired of after a few chapters, but people getting super hyped about it made me also get hyped to keep writing it, so it was a nice big feedback loop of excitement that fueled it to completion. I didn't expect to have the majority of Spam folks along for the ride either, since most spamfics in the past have had an apparent readership (just those who post in the thread) of less than 10 people.

I'm really happy with how it all turned out.

It was definitely entertaining and a very well paced story. Now if we can get Brovo to narrate it for the audio version that'd be great. Follow up question, do you ever see yourself making another Spam project, whether it be a story or an RP, whatever?

What's your opinion of the HamburgerHelper guy

idlehands said
It was definitely entertaining and a very well paced story. Now if we can get Brovo to narrate it for the audio version that'd be great. Follow up question, do you ever see yourself making another Spam project, whether it be a story or an RP, whatever?

I feel like the ultimate audio version would include everyone doing the voices for their own character with Brovo providing narration for everything other than dialogue. We need to make it happen.

It's entirely possible I'll make some other kind of project. I have an idea for another spamfic actually, but if I do that it won't be for a long while. Probably not an RP though, I don't really care for running RPs after my few experiences with them; co-GM is the most I'll do on that front, not the full GM deal. I might make some kind of spam game though, like rabbit doubt or something. I've done a couple RD games in the past with pretty successful results, so maybe one of those again in the not too distant future.

Whatever it is, yeah, eventually I probably will do some other thing for the fun and amusement of Spam.

Giygas said
What's your opinion of the HamburgerHelper guy

He's a dumb shitposter that amuses other people. I don't find it very entertaining, but it's just a couple threads a month so whatever, not a big deal.

Do you ever worry about your spam persona getting in the way of people knowing you?

Jorick said I feel like the ultimate audio version would include everyone doing the voices for their own character with Brovo providing narration for everything other than dialogue. We need to make it happen.

This would be great. I wonder if anyone here is adept at editing together vocaroo clips. :D

idlehands said
This would be great. I wonder if anyone here is adept at editing together vocaroo clips. :D

A bunch of audio clips from a dozen mics in a dozen places taped together is going to sound like ass.

Jorick, would you reroll your life or are you satisfied with it as is?