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Eventually, as the smoke wafted up to Vader, he turned to "Pyro" and the strange candy-Jedi. "Perhaps <kshhh> we should investigate this village and the <hhh> nature of its destruction..."
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"Hudda!" Pyro nodded his head in agreement. Seeing as it looked like there would be violence, he took his flame thrower, fire axe and flare gun yet again, placing them in his...Actually, where DOES he put his stuff? No bags or anything.


Pyro got up, staring at the village below.
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Florida man hit the ground with a loud thud, creating a crater around the size of your everyday rich-people mall. He stood up, and dusted off his wrestler's mask, and opened up a tin that was in his hand for no reason. He began to sniff the mixture of dog and human ashes. Florida man pulled a rope out of his ass, and tied the unconscious James to his bag of animals, while Squirrelly was still gnawing on his limbs. He began to walk in no particular direction, dragging James behind him, looking for a quadriplegic to assault with a fish.
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"Yes! For the Republic of Candy!" Nathaniel raised his candy sword into the air.
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"Yes! For the Republic of Candy!" Nathaniel raised his candy sword into the air.
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Paine got bored and against her better judgement followed after the others who went towards some village.
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Vader strode into what was left of the slave camp. There were dozens of corpses piled up against the walls of skewered to the ground by chipped swords and battered spears. He stood in what had been the meeting place, inhaling the scent of death...
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"Mmph, mmph mmph..." It was silent. Way too silent. Pyro gripped his flamethrower anxiously, expecting an ambush of some kind. The place stank of corpses and death. It didn't unnerve Pyro. His job was to burn people alive, after all.

Charred corpses were nothing special to him.
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The Witch King is pleased. The fort is done. The prisoners are thrown in the dungeons and the orcs are garrisoned.
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Nathaniel of Unicorns followed the men. Where he expected to see the obvious body parts such as the toffee(heart) from the people who had been horribly murdered, he instead saw various red,slimy things coming out of them. "What are these?" Nathaniel stabbed them with his sword.
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Once Kotoha dispatched the orcs she was fighting she walked onward cringing at the sight of the dead bodies.

Paine went over and saw the corpse. "It's blood...This person was killed along with others.But who did this?"
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Both the slave camp and the nearby village have been reduced to burning ruins by the bestial orc invaders. What little supplies remain are either damaged or useless. Lord Vader turned his attention to the distant iron fortress. Excellent...
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"Mmmph!" Pyro said, pointing to the fortress nearby. "Hudda, mmmph mmmph. Mmph, mmph!" He said, cracking his knuckles and punching his black, gloved hands together. "Mmmmph mmph mmmmph mmmmph mmmph!" (Time to kick some ass!)
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The Witch-King's tower fortress was an enormous, forbidding spire of metal. It had obviously been built very recently. There were multiple orcs guarding the area, but a lightsabre, Force powers and multiple fire-based weapons soon took care of them.
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The Witch King walked out of the fortress. "Who are you?"
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"I am Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, Commander <kshhh> of the Supreme Army of the Galactic Empire, Apprentice of the Emperor and the Chosen One of the ancient prophecies of the ancient Jedi Masters."
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"I do not <hhh> belong here, I want to get off this planet. Stand aside, or die."
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"I don't belong here too." The Witch-King walked back into the fortress.
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"Hudda! MMPH MMPH!"(He surrendered! VICTORY!) Pyro did a dance, then looked to Vader for a high five, raising his hand.
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Vader stared at the Witch-King as he returned to his fortress, and sighed deeply. Then he high-fived Pyro.
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