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I realise now that Darth Vader's sort of gone on a self-destructive rampage. He's basically leading a team of ragtag misfits into a (no-doubt fatal) fight against a giant army of evil.
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Oy, GM! We need a Royal Decree of the Law of the Void over here, stat!
Derpestein The Neckbeard Stroker
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IAmTheZump said
I realise now that Darth Vader's sort of gone on a self-destructive rampage. He's basically leading a team of ragtag misfits into a (no-doubt fatal) fight against a giant army of evil.
IAmTheZump said
What is the average life expectancy of a candy knight, a Sith Lord and a psycopathic and/or schizophrenic pyromaniac with a flamethrower who are fighting 50 super-wolves and a hundred armored orcs?
To be honest, Darth Vader ruled the Empire as second in command for a long while.
Pyro has helped kill a giant bread monster, also more than a hundred robots.
Nathaniel is a unicorn knight. Nuff said.
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Good point. I'm just worried that someone's going to get upset because someone else is either under- or over-powered.
I would like to live long :P
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Heh. You won't have to worry about that. You can go fight Saruman, we'll just wipe out all the orcs in your tower/fortress thing.
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Soooo...
A ragtag group of people (Psuedo-Evil Overlord, Schizophrenic Pyromaniac with a flamethrower, Fighter Girl, Candy Knight) go to fight this huge unstoppable army.
...THIS IS LIKE. THE PLOT OF MOST FANTASY FILMS. RAGTAG GROUP VS EVIL ARMY.
A ragtag group of people (Psuedo-Evil Overlord, Schizophrenic Pyromaniac with a flamethrower, Fighter Girl, Candy Knight) go to fight this huge unstoppable army.
...THIS IS LIKE. THE PLOT OF MOST FANTASY FILMS. RAGTAG GROUP VS EVIL ARMY.
Derpestein said
To be honest, Darth Vader ruled the Empire as second in command for a long while.Pyro has helped kill a giant bread monster, also more than a hundred robots.Nathaniel is a unicorn knight. Nuff said.
The Witch-King destroyed Arnor, he killed King Avaleg I, he was lord of Minas Morgul, he killed King Theoden, he is the leader of the Nazgûl and he is over 2000 years old.
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Rupdeus said
The Witch-King destroyed Arnor, he killed King Avaleg I, he was lord of Minas Morgul, he killed King Theoden, he is the leader of the Nazgûl and he is over 2000 years old.
Darth Vader destroyed the Jedi, he killed Darth Sidious, he was the Chosen One, he killed Obi Wan Kenobi, he is the dark lord of the Sith and he is...An age.
I messed it up, I'm so sorry Zump.
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Derpestein said I messed it up, I'm so sorry Zump.
"Don't fail me again, Admiral."
Derpestein The Neckbeard Stroker
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So.
Darth is leader.
Pyro is co-leader.
One breathes weirdly.
One can't talk properly.
Both have black masks.
Hmmm.
Darth is leader.
Pyro is co-leader.
One breathes weirdly.
One can't talk properly.
Both have black masks.
Hmmm.
Vader, why don't we team up?
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Rupdeus said
Vader, why don't we team up?
NO.
DON'T RUIN THE EPIC FIGHT.
Well sadly I need sleep ..tired. night all
Derpestein said
NO.DON'T RUIN THE EPIC FIGHT.
After the epic fight?
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Dark Elsa said
Well sadly I need sleep ..tired. night all
Night.
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