"Ah, of course," England snapped back. Really, they had known each other since colonial times. She understood she represented the whole of Britain but why couldn't anyone for once just call her England? That's who she actually was and just once, she wanted to hear her actual name instead of the empire's name. "I forgot who I was talking to for a moment. God bless America, the international police and country that can do no wrong. Clearly, we are all in the presence of the greatest and most free country on Earth." One of her hands drifted down to grasp her cane slightly while the other shifted towards her torso. Trying to spit out what she was trying to say was difficult and the words were broken up by short gasps for breath. But she managed to spit out the last part of her last retort, at least. "Except, I forgot, you aren't either of those. If you shove your arrogant attitude back up your arse where it belongs, maybe I'll put my tongue back in my mouth where it belongs and we can all start acting like adults." She ended abruptly and turned away from the country, trying to recover her lost air.
Iceland took the call to say something else as his turn to rise up and say what was happening. He was ready, he already knew what he was going to say and everything. He started to stand so he could announce his own point and explicit neutrality when a sudden knocking at the door caused the other nation to quickly sit back down. Three new arrivals made their appearances, two of which he could identify. The other, not so easily. The hooded man was nowhere near as easy to make out as Spain and other Italy. Which one was North and which was South again? He took another large bite out of his Skyr, trying to wait until everything settled down again to speak. He wasn't going to interrupt anyone. That was asking for trouble.
"Spain," Britain began with a small shake of her head before offering a slightly amused smile. It was the most she could give, really. All this fighting was quickly getting to her and she was having difficulty staying quiet and nice. She wanted to grab her cane and just bash somebody's head in so they'd all stop talking for just a few moments. "I missed you so much. After all, where would the world be without your drunken ass stumbling down the street asking for handouts?" So her facts weren't exactly true but Hell, if Spain said she was a cheat, she was allowed to retort with a statement just as false. She didn't know if Spain was an alcoholic and honestly didn't care.
Iceland took the call to say something else as his turn to rise up and say what was happening. He was ready, he already knew what he was going to say and everything. He started to stand so he could announce his own point and explicit neutrality when a sudden knocking at the door caused the other nation to quickly sit back down. Three new arrivals made their appearances, two of which he could identify. The other, not so easily. The hooded man was nowhere near as easy to make out as Spain and other Italy. Which one was North and which was South again? He took another large bite out of his Skyr, trying to wait until everything settled down again to speak. He wasn't going to interrupt anyone. That was asking for trouble.
"Spain," Britain began with a small shake of her head before offering a slightly amused smile. It was the most she could give, really. All this fighting was quickly getting to her and she was having difficulty staying quiet and nice. She wanted to grab her cane and just bash somebody's head in so they'd all stop talking for just a few moments. "I missed you so much. After all, where would the world be without your drunken ass stumbling down the street asking for handouts?" So her facts weren't exactly true but Hell, if Spain said she was a cheat, she was allowed to retort with a statement just as false. She didn't know if Spain was an alcoholic and honestly didn't care.