NVGCJ for short.

This is a thread I will use to give my justifications of creatures in videogames.

Being me, It can range from maybe making a little sense, to balldeep raving lunatic throwing shit at a wall crazy.

Sooooooooooo After this first post, I will make my first justification.

Creature: Nejiron
Picture:

Bullshit Justification: Nejiron are what happens when a human, and a goron mate.(God help you if you rule 34 Goron) There only real reason to do anything is to warn you of the dangers of cross breeding, and why some races should never mate, or else horrible abominations like it are made. They speak like pirates, and in there free time, when not murdering things, and warning others of how horrible there parents was, they snort Snow like it was a drug.

Please justify space pirates.

natsumehack said
Creature: NejironPicture:Bull Justification: Nejiron are what happens when a human, and a goron mate.(God help you if you rule 34 Goron) There only real reason to do anything is to warn you of the dangers of cross breeding, and why some races should never mate, or else horrible abominations like it are made. They speak like pirates, and in there free time, when not murdering things, and warning others of how horrible there parents was, they snort Snow like it was a drug.

What game is that from?

Joegreenbeen said
What game is that from?

major's mask.

You should do the bomb animals from Twilight Princess.

Joegreenbeen said
You should do the bomb animals from Twilight Princess.

I second this.

Joegreenbeen said
You should do the bomb animals from Twilight Princess.

Kaga said
I second this.

Going to side tract that with a bombthing from another game.

Creature: Real Bombchu(yes that it's name)
Picture:
(Pictured above, the pants ruining horror that lurks in the Major's mask game.)
Bullshit Justification: Have you ever got really drunk once, did something like make a silly bet, or anything that would cause you to find combining a mouse and a bomb together was the solution to the problem.

Well you see the goddess when creating the world got really drunk on the alcohol they just created, and made a silly wager of who could make the most stupid thing ever. The Blue goddess made the water temple, the red goddess help make those Nejiron, and the green goddess topped them all when in a drunken stupor, and combined a rat and a bomb for shits and giggles.

When the other goddess saw what she has done, they couldn't stop laughing, and made it so the thing was equally as stupid as the drunk goddess was at the time. And that is why they run into things and explode killing themselves

Another reason behind there existence is, pikachu got busy with a pile of gun powder, and well, you seen the off spring.

FUN FACT!: That's not even the first mouse with bombs on it;s tail on a N64 game.
appears around 2:15

Repeat to yourself it's just a game, I should really just relax

Giygas said
Repeat to yourself it's just a game, I should really just relax

It's never a game for me, and it's too fun bullshiting justification.