And I feel overdressed.
Are you wearing clothes?
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A skirt. Proper blouse. Heels.
Seeing people walk by with shorts up to their ass and tanktops. Lol
Seeing people walk by with shorts up to their ass and tanktops. Lol
idlehands heartless
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Eye candy?
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The kind that shouldn't be showing it off, but I am just shallow like that.
idlehands heartless
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I was afraid of that.
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But I am supposed to be accepting of all people regardless of showing off their 400 lb frame in short shorts.
Esper said
But I am supposed to be accepting of all people regardless of showing off their 400 lb frame in short shorts.
her booty is so big it makes the moon look small.
You can hear the shot shorts scream mercy and beg for death.
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Drakel said
her booty is so big it makes the moon look small. You can hear the shot shorts scream mercy and beg for death.
All my snickering.
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Esper said But I am supposed to be accepting of all people regardless of showing off their 400 lb frame in short shorts.
You can accept it, as we must accept death and taxes, but it doesn't mean you have to enjoy it.
Cpt Toellner The Hero We Deserve
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I'm going to say nice things instead of what I just posted.
I love you.
I love you.
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idlehands said
You can accept it, as we must accept death and taxes, but it doesn't mean you have to enjoy it.
I'm just gonna say, fuck the government, and Death ain't got shit on me.
I've got traps laid out for that motherfucker.
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Cpt Toellner said
I'm going to say nice things instead of what I just posted.I love you.
PM it to me baby. ~.0
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Her ass was so big, she had to walk through double doors, sideways.
She had so much junk in her trunk, the police search lasted for 2 hours.
She had so much junk in her trunk, the police search lasted for 2 hours.
I reserve my right to wear short shorts. The 70s call to me and I cannot resist their Siren's song.
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Goldmarble said She had so much junk in her trunk, the police search lasted for 2 hours.
So easy to twist. Lol
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Esper said
So easy to twist. Lol
Yeap
Cpt Toellner The Hero We Deserve
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It was simply a fat joke, but I am trying to be a better person.
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Cpt Toellner said
It was simply a fat joke, but I am trying to be a better person.
Oh. Well welcome to the not making jokes camp.
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