^>V — Roleplayer Guild

^You know it, you fucking nub.
>Is laughing at your noobiness.
vWill probably laugh too, but not for the same reason...

^Is correct.
>Is laughing at the impending doom you'll all encounter.
v Knows what the impending doom shall be.

^Kittens.
>More kittens.
VIs a kitten.

^Nah, man. Being a kitten would suck
>Would rather be human
vWill probably be a cat, because why not?

^Nope.

>If I was a cat, I'd be allergic to myself.

V Is not allergic to cats.

^ Is an incorrect mole who is allergic to cats.

> Shall turn everyone to cats.

v Will be my first victim.

^ Fuck.
> I come in peace?
V will save me.

^ Is doomed to be a feline.

>Has turned Derpstein to Catstein?

v Will be next.

^No, because fuck you.
>Will not be a cat.
vWill probably be Joe again.

^ Is already a cat, albeit a correct on.

>Won't stop until all spam is cats.

v Just realized I am working with Rax.

^ Is now a reptile.
> Correction: A non Axolotl reptile.
V is next.

^Has scales

> Was too late.

V Realized my late coming.

↑↑ Isn't smart, axolotls are amphibians.

↑ Is a fellow Komodo Dragon.

→ Broke the rules by using the double arrow.

↓Is already a cat, that I shall devour with my Komodo teeth.

^ Too bad,I'm a hot headed angel.
> Is still hungry.
V Will eat me.

^Why are you trying to make us like those people who obsess over the Warriors books and then pretend to be cats?
>Doesn't want to be a cat.
vStop being a cat.

^No, you're pit.
>Still confused about the cat thing.
vProbably is too.

↑ Is confused, but will soon read The Warriors

→Understands my purposes, but has never read The Warriors

↓Is an actual battle cat.

^ My purpose is clear now.
> Rawr.
V Eats peas.

^ Yes.
> Just had some chicken.
v Had some chicken too.

^ Correct.

> Had IHOP

v Probably hates breakfast food.

/\ Actually, it's one of my favourite genres of food.

> Just intentionally typed out 'genres of food'.

\/ Hates me.

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