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"You've heard of them!"
Lady Luck!
Buddha!
Cthulhu!
Mother Nature!
Morgan Freeman!
Ned Flanders!!

"And many, MANY others!!!"

"This is the story of how the gods interact with mortals, their neighboring dimensions, spiritual beings and extra-terrestrials for power, belief, and dominance."

"What will they do next?"

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They will all commit suicide.
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Each of you receive an invitation in the mail, or wherever you receive messages from. Maybe carrier pidgeon, maybe by Star ship, who knows?
"Dear Sir or Madam, Tentacled Androgynous Being, or Whatever The Hell You Are"
"You are hereby requested to attend the Omegaverse Deity Banquet Hall. A most urgent and pressing concern has come to the mind of our Senior members, and other important high ranking individuals. It is most pressing even for those of you who are, for lack of a better word, "unconcerned with mortal concerns", as this most important matter effects all realities everywhere."
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Morgan Freeman was going about narrating, for Morgan Freeman is life. As he narrated, every female in all existence orgasmed. So did the males. Because Morgan is so him-damn sexy.

He then got a letter from Morgan Freeman, as he narrated that happening. Morgan Freemen is life. He sets out to this Omegaverse Deity Banquet Hall to grace these people with the majesty of Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman,
Morgan Freeman.
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Ned Flanders was busy... doing Ned Flanders things. I totally know what Ned Flanders things are... When his phone received a text. As he picked it up and was about to read, Morgan Freeman's voice came from the sky, giving him the scary message. Ned immediately did the thing that he does to go to places and ended up in the Omegaverse Deity Banquet hall, and subsequently began... doing whatever Ned Flanders would do?.
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