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Jero's brother gave me this amazing German-steel kitchen knife and needless to say, I've been using it all the time!

Earlier, though, I was cutting up some lettuce for some salads and sure enough, my hand slips things happen and my super sharp knife AND my cutting board fall straight to the floor. I jump out of the way and everything is fine.

And then I noticed that my foot is bleeding pretty bad... I have a line from my ankle to my heel, now.

Yeah. Great day with that. At least I don't need stitches! :D
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Ouch! That sounds painful. :< Though it sounds like you'd disagree with that statement based on the way you described the events so I guess that's good.
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Ouch! That sounds painful. :< Though it sounds like you'd disagree with that statement based on the way you described the events so I guess that's good.


I don't even feel it now. Didn't even feel it when it happened. Sharp knives are awesome like that lol
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Lady Squee said German-steel kitchen knife


You know the Germans always make good stuff.

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The Nexerus said
You know the Germans always make good stuff.


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Those damn Germans...
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This makes me wish I could host cooking lessons for the spam members I actually like ;-;
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Sole said
This makes me wish I could host cooking lessons for the spam members I actually like ;-;


That would be so awesome. D:

I wish you could, too.
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The Nexerus said
You know the Germans always make good stuff.


It looks like you could cut your foot on his face.
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Glad to hear you didn't need stitches and that you're not in any subsequent pain from the injury. (Could have ended much worse.)

Sole said
This makes me wish I could host cooking lessons for the spam members I actually like ;-;


This actually sounds fun.
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Sole said
This makes me wish I could host cooking lessons for the spam members I actually like ;-;


Why not make videos?
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yeah don't be a dick sole.
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I'm glad to hear that you're okay and don't have a giant hole with a knife sticking out of it in your foot. Sorry that you cut it though. But glad to hear you're loving the new cooking utensils. Though it's sad to hear that they slipped to cut you to begin with. Even so, awesome to know that they were sharp and that they stay sharp, thus making things easier, even though that means things could've been a lot worse. Glad things weren't as bad as they could've been. But then you missed out on the ability to lie and make up heroic stories on how you lost your foot. But hay you don't have to lie. But then you miss the chance of filling little kids' hearts full of awe and hope. But hey you still have your foot. But then you missed a chance to be a pirate. But hey, not being a pirate increases your chances in NOT having scurvy. But hey you get gold and to steal ships and shit, then grow old and fill little kids lives with hope. But then you'll be mean. But hey you're not mean now! In fact you're nice. Yep... Nice and safe! And in the end that is the only thing that matters.

So yeah, I'm happy you're okay Squee. C:
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This makes me wish I could host cooking lessons for the spam members I actually like ;-;


Fucking do it!
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Quick! Count your toes!
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Drakel said
I'm glad to hear that you're okay and don't have a giant hole with a knife sticking out of it in your foot. Sorry that you cut it though. But glad to hear you're loving the new cooking utensils. Though it's sad to hear that they slipped to cut you to begin with. Even so, awesome to know that they were sharp and that they stay sharp, thus making things easier, even though that means things could've been a lot worse. Glad things weren't as bad as they could've been. But then you missed out on the ability to lie and make up heroic stories on how you lost your foot. But hay you don't have to lie. But then you miss the chance of filling little kids' hearts full of awe and hope. But hey you still have your foot. But then you missed a chance to be a pirate. But hey, not being a pirate increases your chances in NOT having scurvy. But hey you get gold and to steal ships and shit, then grow old and fill little kids lives with hope. But then you'll be mean. But hey you're not mean now! In fact you're nice. Yep... Nice and safe! And in the end that is the only thing that matters. So yeah, I'm happy you're okay Squee. C:


This made my morning. xD
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This made my morning. xD


You're welcome ^^
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