Ichypa said
"Ah, I understand now." Saber said, nodding with satisfaction. "Fear not, Master. I will give my all to redeem you soul and forge you into a proper man."

"Well, I was going to say it was because I heard you had a breathtaking head of hair..." Iggy laughs, obviously joking.

And so the two talked about many things and blah blah blah time passed...

"So this is the church on the hill, eh?"

Iggy opened the door and peeked around inside, alert.

Walking up from behind the self-styled priest of perversion, a man in a trenchcoat stalked forward towards the very same entrance to said church

TehChron said
Walking up from behind the self-styled priest of perversion, a man in a trenchcoat stalked forward towards the very same entrance to said church

Iggy notices the presence behind him and turns to greet the Dick Tracy lookalike.

"Oh, hello, I-... Wow, nice shades... But why are you wearing them in the dark of night?"

idkman said
Iggy notices the presence behind him and turns to greet the Dick Tracy lookalike."Oh, hello, I-... Wow, nice shades... But why are you wearing them in the dark of night?"

"You say that as if you didn't just answer your own question"

TehChron said
"You say that as if you didn't just answer your own question"

"I see. So the moral of the story is Cool Shades are always worth wearing, then?"

idkman said
"I see. So the moral of the story is Cool Shades are always worth wearing, then?"

Wordlessly, the man nods before stepping into the church proper.

"I'm here about a priest."

TehChron said
Wordlessly, the man nods before stepping into the church proper."I'm here about a priest."

"Yes? What do you need?" Saber said.

Johnny Black rolled into town on a vintage Harley Davidson, and hell rolled with him.

"So much to do so little time." Thr grail war presented itself like a puzzle, he always had a knack for puzzles. The lo ger he dwelled on it the more clearly a plan formed in his mind. The first step struck him like a bolt of lightning.

'Downtown'

Johnny hooked a left and rode downtown until he felt a tingling behind his eyes and a twinge of excitement. He parked his bike near thr dumpsters behind a club called volt and waited in silence. It felt right. 15 mins later a slicked up sleaze ball in no religion jeans and a three soze too smal ed hardy shirt dragged a reluctant girl in a dress with far too litttle material out the back door. Something was obviously wrong. She moved unnaturally, unable to catch herself. Drunk or the beginings of roofinal? Probably both. He pressed her up against the dumpster and began to kiss her aggressively, hos hand roving her body roughly tearing the delicate material of her dress.

Johnny put down the kick stand to his bike and walked over briskly. He wasnt in any particular rush. Just as the would be rapist moved to unleash his undoubtedly erect penis he shreiked in pain as a switchblade dug so deeply into his right buttock it scraped his hip bone. "Thats not nice. Leave." Johnny's tone was both authorative and aloof, as he spoke he gave the blade a quarter turn punctuating his command. The poor rapist was so shocked he couldnt comply immediately caught squarly between the instinct to fight and flee, preserving his life. The hesitation was unacceptable. Johnny snaked his left hand around the left sode of the mans head and dug his middle finger into the mans eye socket before giving him a good spin. His head spun, his body didnt. The corpse flopped to the ground unceremoniously. Johnny step forward to the gorl face to face and held her close to him "Shh shh its ok its ok" the words came to him naturally. The drugged girl was too out of it to realize the implications of what she had just seen. "We have to get out of here, where do you live?" She told him. He wrapped her in his long coat as she clung to his back, hair blowing in the wind from the back of his harley.

As they arrived at her home he helped her up the stairs and through the threshold. "Thank you" It came out slurred. "Do you have any roommates? Close family or friends I can call? I dont like leaving you alone like this" "No no, just me" "Oh, I see" He drove a black key into her heart through her arm pit and dropped her like a sack of potatoes. "Excellent" he now had a base of operations. He located her computer quickly and set an order for industrial strength zip ties to be delivered to the house. The girls credit card information was saved in her browser. How adorable. Once he received a tracking number he ransacked the home until he found her car keys and wallet. As he made his way down to her ford explorer he made a mental checklist

- Sawdust
- Manure
- Carpentry nails
- Lighter fluid
- Rope
- florescent light tubes...

"Onward to home depot"

TehChron said
Wordlessly, the man nods before stepping into the church proper."I'm here about a priest."

"I happen to be one! Probably not the kind you want, though..."

Gas Bill stares at the two from behind his sunglasses

"So, I suppose the Servant" He points at Saber, "Is Ruler, and youre," He points at Iggy, "The Moderator?"

Kotomine stepped out from behind a doorway, approaching the group. He would want nothing more than to watch them kill each other, but there are still the rules of the war to follow.

"Welcome Masters, I am Kotomine Kirei, the overseer of this war. Before I begin, do any of you have any questions?" He asked.

TehChron said
Gas Bill stares at the two from behind his sunglasses"So, I suppose the Servant" He points at Saber, "Is Ruler, and youre," He points at Iggy, "The Moderator?"

"Oh, well actually..."

Crimson King said
Kotomine stepped out from behind a doorway, approaching the group. He would want nothing more than to watch them kill each other, but there are still the rules of the war to follow."Welcome Masters, I am Kotomine Kirei, the overseer of this war. Before I begin, do any of you have any questions?" He asked.

Iggy smiles sheepishly and shrugs his shoulders at the trenchcoat-laden man.

Crimson King said
Kotomine stepped out from behind a doorway, approaching the group. He would want nothing more than to watch them kill each other, but there are still the rules of the war to follow."Welcome Masters, I am Kotomine Kirei, the overseer of this war. Before I begin, do any of you have any questions?" He asked.

Saber walked up to the priest and clasped his hand. "Greetings, Brother Kotomine. It is good to know that the Word of God has reached even this far flung land. We should talk sometime. The knowledge granted by the Grail is all well and good, but I would rather hear about the path God's servants have tread over the ages from the lips a brother of the faith. We should do lunch; when are you next free?"

Ichypa said
Saber walked up to the priest and clasped his hand. "Greetings, Brother Kotomine. It is good to know that the Word of God has reached even this far flung land. We should talk sometime. The knowledge granted by the Grail is all well and good, but I would rather hear about the path God's servants have tread over the ages from the lips a brother of the faith. We should do lunch; when are you free?"

Kotomine smiled.

"Well met. Unfortunately the war will take up much of my time. I cna however enjoy a ncie meal with you if I can convince Ruler to oversee the war for a day."

Crimson King said
Kotomine smiled. "Well met. Unfortunately the war will take up much of my time. I cna however enjoy a ncie meal with you if I can convince Ruler to oversee the war for a day."

"I will pray to the Lord that he might grant his servants a pleasant afternoon to chat then." Saber said. "Ah, but I'm afraid that my excitement has made me forget my manners; I am the Servant Saber, and this is my Master, Ignatius." After his introduction, Saber tilted his head, considering something.
"By the way, what day of the week is today?

"A Saber with such manners. It is my delight to meet you indeed Saber, and your master as well. As for lunch, the lords day of Sunday is my aim." Kotomine replied.

Footsteps sounded behind him. turning, Kotomine say that it was Ruler, dressed in a large cloak with a hood hiding her face. A large sword was strapped to her back.

"Perfect timing. Allow me to introduce my friend here, Ruler. Together we shall make sure the war goes smoothly."

Gas Bill watches the exchange warily before stepping towards them

"Good evening, Priest. Ruler. I am Gas Bill."

A large burly man walks through the entrance. His expression impassive as he takes note of the oddly small turnout.

TehChron said
Gas Bill watches the exchange warily before stepping towards them"Good evening, Priest. Ruler. I am Gas Bill."

Kotomine turned to the new arrival.

"Good evening, I am Kotomine Kirei, the mediator for this war. I assume you are familiar with the rules?"

Struggle said
A large burly man walks through the entrance. His expression impassive as he takes note of the oddly small turnout.

Turning again to the other master, Kotomine greeted him.

"Welcome to the Fuyuki church. Again, I ask you the same question I just asked. I assume you know what to do in this war?"

"Hrrm. All im familiar with is that there are seven teams, and it ends with the last man standing"