Hahahaha. Woke up to a photo of my dumbass dog, who had gotten a hold of a blue marker and turned himself blue XD He's an idiot.

So. Last night, mom in law got a call from cousin. She stood up and left the table where we were playing games. The rest of us thought he was getting arrested. Waited for their return. She came back with cousin, sis in law, and sis in laws vegan hippie friend. Turns out they were at the beach drinking, hippie was about to fuck another guy/cheat on her boyfriend, and plastered sis in law got in her face about how she shouldn't be a slut and not to fuck around. They fought. So cousin called mom to grab them all, because all the guys supplying the alcohol were asking sis in law to leave because she was 'ruining the fun'
When they got back, sis in law asked to talk to me and she just cried in my shoulder, worried about her hippie friend hating her for it. I told her I'd have done the same thing. And worse. And that there's no was hippie would toss a friendship just because she was stupid.
But she drunkenly told me I'm super cool and she's always wanted t talk to me because I'm like family but not blood family. I reassured her that nothing said between us will be passed to mom, because me own sister does that and it drives me bonkers. >< So yay. I'm cool <3

That sounds like a fun story. But I already knew you was cool *grins*

Hehe. I'm just happy. I always wanted her to know she could talk to me. I've never been a big sister t a little sister before. I want to be a god one. c:

I'm sure you'll be a perfectly fine big sister.

^_^

This big sister just went to a topless bar.
Am actually disappointed that I did not get bitten or felt up this time.

A what now...? o.o.....
Mildly confused and intrigued greatly at the same time

LOL
5 years ago we went to the me topless bar, and I went up to the stage and the stripped bit my left breast, grabbed my ass, then licked my neck.
I got soooo plastered. Seriously. @-@ It was my first time ever sitting down with intent to get drunk, and I didn't listen when my husband told me to 'slow down' on my downing drinks.

This year, I did not get drunk, the woman did not have as many fascinating tattoos.
There was one russian girl called camilla who had had so much plastic surgery/botox that she looked like that one scary muppet. And of course, she was the one who came to me and was like "I like beautiful women, would you like a dance?"
I just fervently shook my head.

I... would stand to hear a bit more about this topless bar adventure..... for scientific purposes...

We go often ;P
There was a stripper in germany who loved me. Kept sitting on my lap to make kissy with me ;P

*is suddenly wide awake and leaning forward* I see. I very much see, or my mind's eye does, anyways. Please, continue.

I did a body shot off a girl in a fantaaaaastic looking corset.

*blinks as mind goes into overload*........

Okay, I'm good. But... pics or it didn't happen....*knocks on wood*

They don't allow cameras, love. ;P

Awwwww..... I'm sorry to hear that....

>.>

<.<

For Science purposes, of course...

Science is really important. *nod*

*nods* Science is that...

How are you today, love?

pretty good. last day at the beach, but its raining. So we're all inside.
they're all playing this music game, but because my taste in music sucks/i don't know music well, i'm in mine and hubbies room attempting to draw xD

How are you, darling?

Evening to you both...

Evening my beautiful Jay <3
How are you darling?

Just finished work and feeling pretty rough.
Gonna get home, shower, painkillers and bed

Yourself?