A boy sits in his room, today is his 16th birthday, on the 1st of August.
What is this boys name? Retarded Snufflbip
No. Nathan Grant, Much better.
Anyway, He got a strange game in the mail earlier, his friendly mother delivered it to his room while he slept in. "Sburb Foxtrot."

He thinks he should probably pester one of his chums, maybe they got the game, Hm, Let's go with..breakablePottery, Your old friend, You believe it is their birthday aswell.

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-- decayedArchangel [DA] began pestering breakablePottery [BP]
at errorunknowntime
DA: sup anya
DA: just checkin' if your awake
DA: i got that game in the mail earlier
DA: i will probably begin downloading it soon

A girl was supposedly sitting in her bedroom as well, her birthday was on the first of August, she becoming sixteen on that day. Hey! It's just as well the first of August today, what a guess!
And this girl's name is Bossy McAnnoying.
What? You don't want the name of Bossy McAnnoying? Then Anya Greyson it is then.

As the girl was having a dramatic monologue in her head about what she was going to do in her life, her friend decided to pester her.

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Nathan, Retrieve Katana from wall hanging, insert it in your first captchalog slot for 5 seconds. Then grab your baseball bat, place it in the second slot and set it to 10 seconds.

Quickly now, Respond to your chum!

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began pestering breakablePottery [BP]
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DA: sup anya
DA: just checkin' if your awake
DA: i got that game in the mail earlier
DA: i will probably begin downloading it soon
BP: Oh. It's you. Yes, I am awake.
BP: What game? Is it... Sburb, I'm wondering?
BP: I might download it soon as well then.
BP: I don't know about you, but that game makes me worry in a way.
BP: It's probably my imagination since it has that weird green logo.
BP: Anyway, you used the wrong 'your' in your second sentence.
BP: It's 'you're', you illiterate duck.
DA: are we really going to do this now, also, do you like my present? i think the modus is pretty cool.
DA: also, are we installing the game? i will download the server first

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Quickly now, Retrieve Sburb Disc 1 - 'Server' and insert it into your computer.

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Now, Anya, retrieve Sburb Disc 1 - 'Server' and insert it into your computer.
Anya, now go retrieve your scissors beside you. Maybe, you could combine it with your sunglasses...?

Anya, take your scissors and marry it with the sunglasses on the wall, showing off. Don't be too impatient now, this will take a while for you.

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Nathan, Finish installing server, and then go play with your model lightsaber for a while.
You play contently with your lightsaber, before placing it down, and replying to your Chum

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[decayedArchangel [DA]
began pestering breakablePottery [BP]
at errorunknowntime]
DA: sup anya
DA: just checkin' if your awake
DA: i got that game in the mail earlier
DA: i will probably begin downloading it soon
BP: Oh. It's you. Yes, I am awake.
BP: What game? Is it... Sburb, I'm wondering?
BP: I might download it soon as well then.
BP: I don't know about you, but that game makes me worry in a way.
BP: It's probably my imagination since it has that weird green logo.
BP: Anyway, you used the wrong 'your' in your second sentence.
BP: It's 'you're', you illiterate duck.
DA: are we really going to do this now, also, do you like my present? i think the modus is pretty cool.
DA: also, are we installing the game? i will download the server first
BP: Yes, we are going to do this now.
BP: My modus is pretty and cool.
BP: I get to marry my items, you jelly? You're a duck.
BP: You go do that. I'll just do whatever.
BP: By that, I'm just going to do what you're doing...
BP: Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
DA: i think you need to download the client and i can connect to you
DA: yeah

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Nathan, fiddle around with you modus.
You begin fiddling with your modus, and eject out an old comic book, How did that get in there?!

Anya, you finish installing the server. You look down at the chat for a moment, seeing that your friend had advised you to install the client.
Now, retrieve Sburb Disc 1 - 'Client' and insert it into your computer after taking out Sburb Disc 1 - 'Server'.

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The client is now installed. Better inform your friend.

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You grab the scissors swiftly, raising it in the air, admiring it. What a beauty. Maybe if you put it near your eyes, you'll be even more comfortable...
I was joking, don't do that.

Alright, Quickly, Do not waste any time, Reply to your Chum, Something interesting has happend!

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decayedArchangel [DA] began pestering breakablePottery [BP]
at errorunknowntime]
BP: It's probably my imagination since it has that weird green logo.
BP: Anyway, you used the wrong 'your' in your second sentence.
BP: It's 'you're', you illiterate duck.
DA: are we really going to do this now, also, do you like my present? i think the modus is pretty cool.
DA: also, are we installing the game? i will download the server first
BP: Yes, we are going to do this now.
BP: My modus is pretty and cool.
BP: I get to marry my items, you jelly? You're a duck.
BP: You go do that. I'll just do whatever.
BP: By that, I'm just going to do what you're doing...
BP: Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
DA: i think you need to download the client and i can connect to you
DA: yeah
BP: It's downloading right now.
DA: put those damn scissors down bro
DA: i can see you. this is weird as hell.

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Nathan, Get rid of her bed and replace it with the 'Cruxtruder'
Continue Pestering your friend

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decayedArchangel [DA] began pestering breakablePottery [BP]
at errorunknowntime]
BP: It's probably my imagination since it has that weird green logo.
BP: Anyway, you used the wrong 'your' in your second sentence.
BP: It's 'you're', you illiterate duck.
DA: are we really going to do this now, also, do you like my present? i think the modus is pretty cool.
DA: also, are we installing the game? i will download the server first
BP: Yes, we are going to do this now.
BP: My modus is pretty and cool.
BP: I get to marry my items, you jelly? You're a duck.
BP: You go do that. I'll just do whatever.
BP: By that, I'm just going to do what you're doing...
BP: Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
DA: i think you need to download the client and i can connect to you
DA: yeah
BP: It's downloading right now.
DA: put those damn scissors down bro
DA: i can see you. this is weird as hell.
DA: found a walkthrough, uh, its incomplete though, turn the valve once

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Anya, do as said.
You walk towards the Cruxtruder, quite sad that the device now replaced it. You place your hands on the valve quite hesitant. You turned the valve all the way, but once and only once just like your old friend had said.

Continue to pester your friend to inform that you have done his request.

Nathan, Continue helping your friend! Stop eating that!

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BP: You go do that. I'll just do whatever.
BP: By that, I'm just going to do what you're doing...
BP: Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
DA: i think you need to download the client and i can connect to you
DA: yeah
BP: It's downloading right now.
DA: put those damn scissors down bro
DA: i can see you. this is weird as hell.
DA: found a walkthrough, uh, its incomplete though, turn the valve once
BP: See my middle finger? Yeah, that's for you.
BP: It is weird! I want my bed back as well. I hate you that bed was my lover.
BP: I done it. What now?
DA: alright sorry about your lover
DA: you need to 'prototype' the weird blue circle that came out of the top with something, a parent and an object should do
DA: just dont prototype yourself on accident
DA: dont worry about that large bang, i just placed another thing called an alchemiter in your living room

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Anya, go downstairs and get your mother. What? You don't want to? Then, Anya, yell for your mother to come upstairs.
She comes upstairs with a grin, firstly questioning why she needed to be here but then just shrugged it off.
Anya, grab your hair brush and figure out how to prototype the weird blue thing with hair brush and your mother.

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Anya, muster enough guts and begin to prototype the circle. Your friend just said it was blue... isn't it green?
Anyway, you begin to prototype the circle.

BP: It's downloading right now.
DA: put those damn scissors down bro
DA: i can see you. this is weird as hell.
DA: found a walkthrough, uh, its incomplete though, turn the valve once
BP: See my middle finger? Yeah, that's for you.
BP: It is weird! I want my bed back as well. I hate you that bed was my lover.
BP: I done it. What now?
DA: alright sorry about your lover
DA: you need to 'prototype' the weird blue circle that came out of the top with something, a parent and an object should do
DA: just dont prototype yourself on accident
DA: dont worry about that large bang, i just placed another thing called an alchemiter in your living room
BP: You should be sorry, you duck.
BP: Prototype? A parent and an object should do? I don't really need parental guidance, but I'll go get my mum right now.
BP: Stop putting things in my house, you duck!
BP: This sounds dangerous. I don't feel like I want to do like anymore.
DA: well, your knee deep now, forget the prototyping, you see that card i just placed down
DA: take it down stairs and put it into the really skinny thing, tall, has a slot for a card
DA: it will make a weird totem thing, which you need to put on the alchemiter, the thing with the big circle on it and it will open a portal to something called the medium
DA: oh, excuse me, the MEDIUM