I'll start us off: You don't want to make this toooo stupid and silly, I might make it into a web comic or something.
Our main character's name is :

Lord Steel Dick Focker
- Real name is Lourd Steel Richard Foecker
- Born an orphan, who's adopted farmer parents were killed.
- Deep desire of revenge for his paren'ts killers
- White Knight Syndrom, if it makes sense when I look it up.
- Conditionally accepted. Altered - he's very shy in certain situations, but all-around very out going and extroverted
- descended from Ancestral Godkings, he inherited all the money, but their fortune is stashed in secret locations
- Can invent anything that makes sense for the setting, but it can't make the Setting even more bat shit than it already is.
- What the fudge is a parkour master? Edgio Edgytore"? You mean Ezio? Okay I guess.
- Master thief and assassin, got it.
- Horny teenageer mindset and severe case of hopeless romantic.
- never has a bad hair day.
- rare/unique eyes. . .
=He is heir to the Setting's closest approximation to their Monotheistic God
.-he can make friends by just looking at them.
-has the power to transform into a white luminescent wolf with purple-black crystal fragments embedded in his irises
-He sacrificed his wings to wield the Claws of Rapture with his mind, a set of twelve bone-blades which are the only weapons that can kill an immortal. (True immortals. Not just people who are immortal. In other words, a true Immortal, someone who comes back from the dead like a Phoenix, and be killed for good with a good sword strike).
-He has the strongest arms in the multi-bubbleverse
-He has huge muscles and is super strong, yet he is still a super fast runner
-He is the descendant of Lord Zardas Pit. Lord Zardas Pit raped one of the Omnipotent's daughters, and was cursed.
- His love interest is from a humanoid race that is intrinsically superior to humans and nobility or some sort of high class
- can create any food or drink at any size so he will never starve
-Whenever he kisses people they get super-pregnant. Even the males. (No ecchi bullshit on my watch. This will not be used for perverted purposes, and might be just used to cure infertility).
-His spirit animal is a griffin. (Divine Albino Griffin).
-He can alter any object just by willing it to be something else. Even people.
-He can control water with his mind.
--Altered. . . his favorite hobby is dancing. He practices when he has free time in hopes to one day become the world's most renowned bard.
-He can wield any sword even if they're specifically designed to work only for "Chosen Ones", deities, etcetera.

He has the power to transform into a white luminescent wolf with purple-black crystal fragments embedded in his irises.

And he can make friends by just looking at them.

No posting past page 2. . .

I must needs go sleep now. I have eaten so many souls of the fallen that I can't stay awake anymore.

Damnit now I have to sleep on a full stomach.

His breasts are huge. HUGE

Vordak said
His breasts are huge.

Denied. Sorry. :(
This is a funny, silly Setting, not a brain dead setting like Lost.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Denied. Sorry. :(This is a funny, silly Setting, not a brain dead setting like Lost.

You can't deny my Gary-Stu anything! He must be all and everything! >:'(

He has the strongest arms in the multi-bubbleverse

He has huge muscles and is super strong, yet he is still a super fast runner.

He is, in fact, the fastest runner in the entire unlimited multiverse and beyond.

He is the descendant of pit.

Azathoth said
Yes, he is descended from the Pit Lord Asmodian, the Elite Champion of Hell and an angel fallen from the grace of God.

This setting already has a form of a Monotheistic Deity.
Elite Champion from Hell is okayed, but he has to have a more original name.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
This setting already has a form of a Monotheistic Deity. Elite Champion from Hell is okayed, but he has to have a more original name.

Nah,how many people are named pit?

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
Nah,how many people are named pit?

Pit is fine.
:D

he has the powers of any real and mythical creature ever to exist

His weapons are made from the bones of his dead parents which he tragically killed in an incident involving demon possession. Except they weren't his real parents at all! His real parents are the royalty of some magical realm and he gets half off on all convenience food

He can create any food or drink at any size so he will never starve

His weakness is that he doesn't make friends very easily. His strengths are being a hard worker and strangely enough, having friends, which sort of renders the weakness irrelevant.