ZALGO said
*Your teleportation fails, and I stand on your neck, snapping it and severing your spinal cord. I kick you away, and begin to absorb your life force from afar.*

ZALGO said
*You're thrown across the room*Keep away, princess. Consider that your last chance.

LegendBegins said
Hey, hey, hey. I have something important.*Holds out my fist*Pound it.

ZALGO said
*Turns my head to you*Hah.*Your entire arm is replaced with blackness, and it disperses as if it were smoke*

LegendBegins said
Phhh, been there, done that.*My arm reappears as ice and rematerialize as flesh*I ate the Yami-Yami No Mi.

ZALGO said
*Grins* I know.

LegendBegins said
Totally. Now pound it.*Holds my fist out*

ZALGO said
*You levitate, and feel a grip around your heart, followed by a warmth around your whole body. It is very pleasant*I would rather finish consuming your friend and her power.

LegendBegins said
No. Pound it, let me do my thing, and I'll leave you alone. And we're not friends.

ZALGO said
*The warmth turns to an uncomfortable cold*I would rather that not happen.

LegendBegins said
*Slowly gets closer to you*Dooooo iiiiiitttt. Or are you just chicken? Are you afraid of a little ol' fistbump? I didn't think anyone was weak enough to be scared of that.

ZALGO said
*The cold becomes sub-zero, causing your heart to freeze*Go ahead, display your abilities to me and prevent your death.

LegendBegins said
*Bursts into shards of ice*

ZALGO said
*Chuckles* I see.

LegendBegins said
*The ice shards gather and collect, reforming me next to you with my fist out*Last chance.

ZALGO said
If you honestly think you can kill that what is not living, you should get a catscan. Also, I'm about to completely consume your friend over there. Glad to see you care so heavily.

LegendBegins said
Give. Me. The. Fistbump. Right. Now. Or. Else.