ZALGO said
*Laughs, causing the earth to move out of its orbit slightly*Or else?

LegendBegins said
*Sighs*I didn't want to do this.*Tickles your sides*

ZALGO said
*Looks at you, and your fingers pass through me as if I were a ghost*I almost took you seriously.*Extends my arm and reaches into your lifeforce, causing infinite pain*

LegendBegins said
*Twirls a white energy around my finger*You see this? This stuff is pain. This is what people try to give me when all I try to do is help them.*It dissipates*I'm also a guy that doesn't send pain back their way.*Pulls out an artifact*However, I don't have infinite patience. I do have playful exuberance though.

ZALGO said
If you're going to try and hurt me, you'll make a fool out of yourself. I am an antigod. You, are a wretch.

LegendBegins said
*Grins*No, I'm a human.*Hugs you, solidifying the air around you into something solid*

ZALGO said
*All the air within 30 miles rushes toward you, blowing you away from me*

LegendBegins said
*Turns into wind itself*Oh, you'll have a problem dealing with a fully realized human.

ZALGO said
As will you with the polar opposite of god.

LegendBegins said
*Grins*Sorry, but there's only one God, and the polar opposite of God would have zero power. You're not scary, you're not a threat, and you're not going to grip my heart with fear. You've failed.

ZALGO said
I am the polar opposite in the sense of morals, you dumb human. Learn the bounds of context.As for your petty insults, I do not aim to be scary. But I am a threat to you, and everyone you will ever know.

LegendBegins said
Your grammar is apparently lacking as well.*Three swords begin to circle me*Are you aware of what these are?

ZALGO said
I've no reason to care. Are you aware of the fact I am in direct control of your life force? Let me dumb that down for you.I control the variable of whether or not you live.

LegendBegins said
*Gets right in your face*Kill me right now. Prove that you're stronger than my God.

ZALGO said
*My grin still has not faded*In due time, my dear. I came to kill that beautiful creature over there, *points to the blood droplets that remain of pinkamena* and that's what I did.Your time will come.

LegendBegins said
My time will come as my God dictates. You know you are truly powerless, so don't even bother.

ZALGO said
*Chuckles* Powerless. How keen.Here's a deal for you; Tell your god to come and do battle with me, and then you can observe the infinitely long battle.Until next time. time.*Gone instantaneously, as if I were never here*

LegendBegins said
*Snickers*What a loser.