Sorry Holmes, but I'm taken.

It never would have worked out anyway.

Cpt Toellner said
Sorry Holmes, but I'm taken.It never would have worked out anyway.

Dreams rekt.

D:

Doivid said
I seem to remember a traumatizing public experience between you and jorick.

Oops.

Doivid said
I seem to remember a traumatizing public experience between you and jorick.

Wasn't that Skype though? Different rules apply there. :D

Jorick said
Wasn't that Skype though? Different rules apply there. :D

STILL PUBLIC

STILL AWFUL

GOD I HATE YOU ROSS

Knowing you and Sora had to watch was half the fun.

Doivid said
I seem to remember a traumatizing public experience between you and jorick.

idlehands said
Oops.

Jorick said
Wasn't that Skype though? Different rules apply there. :D

idlehands said
Knowing you and Sora had to watch was half the fun.

Now, more than ever, I wish I were a part of that damned group. I feel as if I'm missing important parts of life.

Lucian said
Now, more than ever, I wish I were a part of that damned group. I feel as if I'm missing important parts of life.

It was pretty mild, and actually funny. just str8 people being gross.

[8/21/2014 12:57:59 AM] Idleboo: i need to stop looking at r/wtf and go to bed
[8/21/2014 12:59:06 AM] Doivid: Doivid hugs idle
[8/21/2014 12:59:28 AM] Idleboo: Idleboo snuggles
[8/21/2014 1:00:40 AM] Jorick: Jorick splashes them with ice water
[8/21/2014 1:01:39 AM] Idleboo: you just want to see our nipples get hard, perv
[8/21/2014 1:05:29 AM] Jorick: It’s true.
[8/21/2014 1:09:10 AM] Idleboo: Idleboo gives Jorick a purple nurple
[8/21/2014 1:09:21 AM] Jorick: Jorick moans
[8/21/2014 1:09:53 AM] Idleboo: Idleboo backs away slowly
[8/21/2014 1:10:06 AM] Idleboo: i'd give you an indian burn too...on yer dick
[8/21/2014 1:12:30 AM] Doivid: Doivid flies away
[8/21/2014 1:12:36 AM] Jorick: mm bby u kno wat gets me goin
[8/21/2014 1:13:14 AM] Idleboo: add a wedgie in there and we'll be in business
[8/21/2014 1:14:18 AM] Jorick: I feel like I should be calling you mistress or something.
[8/21/2014 1:14:27 AM] Alex - Vorta: doivid leaving me here with them is cruel and unusual punishment
[8/21/2014 1:14:31 AM] Idleboo: you probably should
[8/21/2014 1:14:35 AM] Idleboo: hahaha
[8/21/2014 1:15:05 AM] Jorick: sora no, shhh, it’s fine
[8/21/2014 1:15:09 AM] Jorick: you man the camera
[8/21/2014 1:15:57 AM] Idleboo: i think he'd be scarred for life
[8/21/2014 1:17:01 AM] Jorick: That’s fine.
[8/21/2014 1:17:09 AM] Jorick: He needs to toughed up a little.
[8/21/2014 1:17:13 AM] Jorick: See how life really is.
[8/21/2014 1:17:13 AM] Idleboo: as long as we have our fun right?
[8/21/2014 1:17:18 AM] Jorick: Also that, yeah.
[8/21/2014 1:17:23 AM] Jorick: I don’t care about his mental scarring. :D
[8/21/2014 1:18:03 AM] Idleboo: his suffering and yours, it adds to the fun
[8/21/2014 1:18:08 AM] Doivid: [Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:14 AM] Alex - Vorta:

<<< doivid leaving me here with them is cruel and unusual punishmentI would have said I flew away with you but that would sound too romantic
[8/21/2014 1:19:01 AM] Jorick: I think he’d prefer to give in to your lecherous schemes instead of staying here.
[8/21/2014 1:19:55 AM] Idleboo: he just thinks he doesn't want to watch but it would be like a sexy car wreck
[8/21/2014 1:20:13 AM] Doivid: Doivid flies back, swoops down, picks up sora and carries him off for confusing gay sexual positions that no one else understands
[8/21/2014 1:20:32 AM] Jorick: Not just a sexy car wreck
[8/21/2014 1:20:41 AM] Jorick: it’s be a sexy pileup on a busy highway
[8/21/2014 1:20:49 AM] Jorick: five dead, dozens injured
[8/21/2014 1:20:50 AM] Idleboo: with smoke and blood
[8/21/2014 1:21:02 AM] Jorick: and at least two cars exploding
[8/21/2014 1:21:09 AM] Idleboo: haha doivid...they're not hard to figure out
[8/21/2014 1:21:19 AM] Idleboo: that's not exploding...it's fire ejaculation
[8/21/2014 1:21:24 AM] Jorick: ung
[8/21/2014 1:21:33 AM] Doivid: lol woah
[8/21/2014 1:21:40 AM] Jorick: That was supposed to be ‘unf’ but I mean you can’t really go wrong with guttural sounds.
[8/21/2014 1:21:51 AM] Idleboo: yeah it all works
[8/21/2014 1:21:57 AM] Doivid: oh god
[8/21/2014 1:22:04 AM] Jorick: It does all work.
[8/21/2014 1:22:09 AM] Doivid: sora just look at me to make these other visuals go away
[8/21/2014 1:22:13 AM] Jorick: Just like David is gonna work Sora, ifyaknowwhatimean
[8/21/2014 1:22:29 AM] Idleboo: lol we all know what you mean
[8/21/2014 1:22:37 AM] Doivid: hoo boy
[8/21/2014 1:22:38 AM] Jorick: Oh, good.
[8/21/2014 1:22:39 AM] Idleboo: that's a ship that needs sailing
[8/21/2014 1:22:51 AM] Jorick: I’m glad everyone else is on board for Sora being pressed into slave labor on David’s cotton plantation.
[8/21/2014 1:23:39 AM] Idleboo: it's for our entertainment so yeah
[8/21/2014 1:24:21 AM] Doivid: https://soundcloud.com/kani/vast-pretty-when-you-cry I keep listening to this song
[8/21/2014 1:24:32 AM] Jorick: It’s a good song.
[8/21/2014 1:25:28 AM] Idleboo: omg i love that song
[8/21/2014 1:25:37 AM] Idleboo: it's so deliciously perverse
[8/21/2014 1:25:45 AM] Doivid: hahaha I like that about it too
[8/21/2014 1:25:46 AM] Doivid: I mean
[8/21/2014 1:25:47 AM] Doivid: no
[8/21/2014 1:25:47 AM] Doivid: that's
[8/21/2014 1:25:48 AM] Doivid: wrong
[8/21/2014 1:25:48 AM] Idleboo: lol
[8/21/2014 1:25:52 AM] Idleboo: liar
[8/21/2014 1:25:56 AM] Idleboo: don't hide it
[8/21/2014 1:26:16 AM] Jorick: hah
[8/21/2014 1:26:31 AM] Jorick: I actually liked it and listened to it a few times without even paying attention to the lyrics
[8/21/2014 1:26:38 AM] Idleboo: that's a great song to do...things to
[8/21/2014 1:26:45 AM] Doivid: me too at first, then I noticed them and I was like "I feel dirty for liking this"
[8/21/2014 1:26:46 AM] Jorick: Then I paid attention and was like “umm... okay then, this works”
[8/21/2014 1:26:49 AM] Jorick: haha
[8/21/2014 1:26:56 AM] Idleboo: things with stuff
[8/21/2014 1:27:05 AM] Jorick: Make gingerbread houses?
[8/21/2014 1:27:07 AM] Doivid: when people were doing the theme songs I almost joked aobut it being my theme song
[8/21/2014 1:27:11 AM] Idleboo: with belts
[8/21/2014 1:27:20 AM] Idleboo: haha
[8/21/2014 1:27:22 AM] Jorick: Why would you need a belt to make a gingerbread house?
[8/21/2014 1:27:30 AM] Jorick: David, this would be a pretty good pick for laughs.
[8/21/2014 1:27:35 AM] Idleboo: to whip you with it if you misplace a gumdrop
[8/21/2014 1:27:41 AM] Jorick: Oh, fair enough.
[8/21/2014 1:28:00 AM] Jorick: Jorick purposely misplaces a gumdrop.
[8/21/2014 1:28:05 AM] Alex - Vorta: damn that's a dark song
[8/21/2014 1:28:07 AM] Idleboo: hehehe
[8/21/2014 1:28:29 AM] Idleboo: i'll spare everyone the visual of what would come next
[8/21/2014 1:28:34 AM] Jorick: :(
[8/21/2014 1:28:47 AM] Alex - Vorta: is jorick pretty when he cries
[8/21/2014 1:29:05 AM] Jorick: I dunno what’s up with me tonight. I’m kind of all over the place and can’t decide what I wanna do, and I’m in a weird flirty sort of mood.
[8/21/2014 1:29:07 AM] Idleboo: don't tempt me, i'm listening to tis song and it's 3:30 am, my good sense flies out the window around this time
[8/21/2014 1:29:12 AM] Jorick: rofl
[8/21/2014 1:29:56 AM] Idleboo: jorick that's called being horny
[8/21/2014 1:30:16 AM] Jorick: eh
[8/21/2014 1:30:24 AM] Alex - Vorta: oh god
[8/21/2014 1:30:26 AM] Doivid: [Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:28 AM] Alex - Vorta:

<<< is jorick pretty when he cries
hi there :)
[8/21/2014 1:30:37 AM] Idleboo: haha
[8/21/2014 1:30:40 AM] Idleboo: doivid
[8/21/2014 1:30:42 AM] Jorick: I don’t think so. I’m aware of what being horny feels like. C’mon now.
[8/21/2014 1:30:43 AM] Alex - Vorta: i just had a thought
[8/21/2014 1:30:44 AM] Doivid: [1:29:05 AM] Jorick: I dunno what’s up with me tonight. I’m kind of all over the place and can’t decide what I wanna do, and I’m in a weird flirty sort of mood.
[1:29:07 AM] Idleboo: don't tempt me, i'm listening to tis song and it's 3:30 am, my good sense flies out the window around this time

LOL love you both
[8/21/2014 1:30:54 AM] Alex - Vorta: jorick is to petyr
as
idle is to sansa
[8/21/2014 1:30:58 AM] Alex - Vorta: bowchickabowwow
[8/21/2014 1:30:58 AM] Idleboo: goddamn lol
[8/21/2014 1:30:59 AM] Jorick: oh god
[8/21/2014 1:31:02 AM] Doivid: oh god
[8/21/2014 1:31:04 AM] Idleboo: no way, i'm not 11
[8/21/2014 1:31:07 AM] Jorick: hahaha
[8/21/2014 1:31:15 AM] Alex - Vorta: don't even try to lie we all know you're 11
[8/21/2014 1:31:16 AM] Jorick: Idle bby no, it’s just roleplay ;D

I don't mind, Doivid. It was funny and I don't think any of it would get me banned. I appreciate you asking though.

E:Also, I like how you don't care if Jorick approves.

idlehands said
I don't mind, Doivid. It was funny and I don't think any of it would get me banned. I appreciate you asking though.E:Also, I like how you don't care if Jorick approves.

hahaha yea, he doesn't care.

also there you go

Haha goddamn I need to stop staying past 3 am.

That excerpt ended with the perfect quote.

It's fire ejaculation

idlehands said
E:Also, I like how you don't care if Jorick approves.

Doivid said
hahaha yea, he doesn't care.

Yup. David knows he doesn't need my okay to post Skype shenanigans I was involved in, because I'll always approve.