Well, what if I can make ya an offer you can't refuse? I can ensure you it won't be S.T.U.P.E.D.!
Me and my buddy wanna join as a tag-team sorta super-hero deal, y'know? It'd be two people posting, but essentially we'd always be together 'n whatnot. And if I need to convince ya any further - I mean, c'mon, we're desperate. We wanna have fun in a 'lil super hero sorta thing, y'dig? Plus, we have above average grammar and experience with writing, so there's that to look forward to.