Post the most ironic things you can thing of!

I'll start. Astronauts afraid of heights.

Americans who are Communists. History just makes me lolz.

A headteacher who wears excessive fake tan threatening to ban school pupils from going on a school trip they paid thousands of pounds for because they have brightly-dyed hair. As has just happened at my school.

Halo said
A headteacher who wears excessive fake tan threatening to ban school pupils from going on a school trip they paid thousands of pounds for because they have brightly-dyed hair. As has just happened at my school.

what

Orange skin bans orange hair.

Halo said
A headteacher who wears excessive fake tan threatening to ban school pupils from going on a school trip they paid thousands of pounds for because they have brightly-dyed hair. As has just happened at my school.

Shame on you for being too white.

Where are you guys planning to go?

My reaction exactly, Hank. We're not sure if by "banning from school trips" he only means ones around the city, but people were saying apparently it applies to a ski trip to the US that people have already paid for. A protest is currently being organised, though I'm trying to argue that we should at least attempt a reasonable discussion with him before resorting to mass hair-dying. Oh, the fun fun times of being in a state school trying to compete with private schools.

Aragorn said
I'll start. Astronauts afraid of heights.

I read something like 80% of pilots are afraid of heights.

That Allanis Morsette song that's about irony but doesn't use it correctly, at all.

Rain on your wedding day.
A thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Aragorn said
I'll start. Astronauts afraid of heights.

The Stanley Parable

Cupcake said Rain on your wedding day.
A thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

NOOO! No! Don't.

Fuck it's too late...song's in my head.

Queen Raidne said
Rain on your wedding day.A thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Lol'd

A pop singer with an excess of thallium in his bloodstream. Heavy metal poisoning in other words.

Life.

The nat emote.

"More quality in Spam."

Queer conservative politicians finishing a guy off with one hand while signing anti-gay legislature with the other.

Social media sites with 'privacy' settings.

Goldmarble said
Microsoft Works.

Post the most ironic things you can thing of!

Aragorn The Gentleman of Light

K-97

stark snarky genius

Halo

Hank Dionysian Mystery

idlehands heartless

Nortrom

Halo

Dervish Let's get volatile

Queen Raidne Raspberry Diva

Heisenberg

idlehands heartless

stark snarky genius

natsumehack

CidTheKid

Jorick Magnificent Bastard

Awson Waiting & Waiting

mdk 3/4

Goldmarble Old

idlehands heartless