Para said
*A young girl falls out of the bushes, bleeding profusely*Girl: AGH! RUN!-You're hilarious.*The girl transforms into a hellish, all-round disgusting creature. It begins to sprout tentacles*Yoma: I try.*Two Yoma come from out of the trees. One looks similar to a centaur but more exaggerated and demonic. The other is the most powerful, which is clearly displayed as is has no apparent weakspots in its bodily armour*Yoma 3: You lerk entimerdated, is ther somthig rong?Yoma 2: She's too weak for us! Bwahaha!-That it?

LegendBegins said
That grammar was so bad, I lost IQ points. Luckily, I have plenty to spare.

Para said
I have to deal with this a lot.

LegendBegins said
Why are they so stupid?

Para said
*The first Yoma charges at me, and I decapitate it with one swift movement, killing it*-Oh come on, surely you have more than that?*The first Yoma regenerates, grabbing me with its tentacles. The other two Yoma laugh*-...Yoma: Do you speak Japanese?-...Yoma: heh. *The Yoma tries to undress me, and I yell loudly, causing my eyes to burn orange, and my teeth and nails to become jagged and sharp. I swing my sword so fast against the Yoma it de-exists*-ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TRY THAT?

LegendBegins said
*Sighs*So these guys are rapists. Great.

Para said
*Gets up again and sprints to the third. It tries to swat me away, and so I jump onto its arm and use the force to decapitate the second, killing it. I skid across the ground for a few hundred feet and chuckle*-Honestly, they should send me one that's a challenge.Yoma 3: Shurt yor mouth!

LegendBegins said
*Jumps on the back of the third one*You know, some say that the inferior of a species should be eliminated. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't agree, but I'll make an exception now.*Freezes your head, and then your back*

Para said
Yoma 3(Muffled): Whay you littorl peece of terd!*The third Yoma throws you onto the ground and makes to stamp on you*

LegendBegins said
Heh.*Holds an Artifact above me and waits*

Para said
*The Yoma slams its foot downwards faster than sound*

LegendBegins said
*The artifact rips though its foot like butter, leaving me unscathed*

Para said
*The Yoma looks down at its foot as it repairs in a few seconds*Yoma: YOO WIL HAFT TO DOE BETTUR THEN THAT HURMAN!

LegendBegins said
*Closes my eyes, and when I open them again, the irises are red*Mhm.*Closes my eyes again, and in a swift motion, stabs you in the eye*

Para said
*The Yoma laughs loudly, then punches you hard into the ground before throwing you into a wall*Yoma: Ahahahaha! Hurmen is lose!

LegendBegins said
*Without opening my eyes, I cut through him whenever he comes towards me, and step through the openings it creates*...