xiledx said
Like you should shove a rotten banana down someone's throat until he dies.
Found some guy passed out once. I got him on his feet, gave him a blood bag and an epi-pen. Nursed him back to health, I did. Then I shot him in the face because he'd killed my friend the day before.
I can still remember it like it was yesterday:
"What ya upto Ash?"
"Nowt, just helping some poor guy out"
"Haha, okay. Where are you?"
"One grid down from (forgotten town name)"
"Oh yeh I got killed down there yesterday, by some twat called Koolkudos44"
*pause*
"Ash?"
"He can't hurt you any more..."
Many lols ensued.
