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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by mdk
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Man wakes up from a coma speaking fluent mandarin
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Kaga
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This sounds like something that would happen in a Welcome to Night Vale episode like what the hell.
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I always thought it'd be cool to be in a coma that was like a lucid dream, where you were aware of what was happening and able to control everything.
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The Nexerus said
I always thought it'd be cool to be in a coma that was like a lucid dream, where you were aware of what was happening and able to control everything.


Including knowing which bastards wanted to pull the plug on you.
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I always thought it'd be cool to be in a coma that was like a lucid dream, where you were aware of what was happening and able to control everything.


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Some people have all the luck. :/
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Aragorn said
Some people have all the luck. :/


I misread that as some people have all the fuck and was going to say something about James Bond.
Nvm.
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Derpestein said
I misread that as some people have all the fuck and was going to say something about James Bond.Nvm.


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Derpestein said
I misread that as some people have all the fuck and was going to say something about James Bond.Nvm.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd give you all the fuck,
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.
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Larfleeze said
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.


So will you kill me with pressure points or sumthin?

Leave a chance for me to go in a coma.

I want to learn weeaboo.
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Derpestein said
So will you kill me with pressure points or sumthin?
Leave a chance for me to go in a coma.
I want to learn weeaboo.


Just call everyone -kun or -chan and you'll be fine.
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Kaga said
This sounds like something that would happen in a Welcome to Night Vale episode like what the hell.


Except in Night Vale it would be completely normal and he'd probably go hang out in the Dog Park and THAT would be why he makes the news, not the whole speaking mandarin thing.
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Except in Night Vale it would be completely normal and he'd probably go hang out in the Dog Park and THAT would be why he makes the news, not the whole speaking mandarin thing.


I dunno man. People have already gotten onto Night Vale news for suddenly speaking new languages due to strange circumstances.
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Kaga said
I dunno man. People have already gotten onto Night Vale news for suddenly speaking new languages due to strange circumstances.


Well I'm not even on episode 20 yet so cut me a little slack here
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Well I'm not even on episode 20 yet so cut me a little slack here


I had a feeling you were behind. That's why I didn't mention names.

Don't worry - I'm only on like episode 29 myself.
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Kaga said
I had a feeling you were behind. That's why I didn't mention names. Don't worry - I'm only on like episode 29 myself.


I hardly have time to listen to or read things for fun anymore. Can't do that while doing homework.
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