I was on 4chins (topkek) and someone asked for advice about a problem they were having. You see, as a homo they had developed a crush on their non-homo friend and it was eating them up inside. So they asked how not to be pathetic.
One anon had the answer:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086g3EuvMcT
enjoy
One anon had the answer:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086g3EuvMcT
enjoy