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tl;dr: First time I nearly lit my apartment on fire by trying to boil water.

This time? I learned a valuable lesson about drain cleaners. Read the fucking bottle in detail.

So I poured some drain cleaner into a glass to pour it down the drain, put it down for a minute to check something on my computer and came back... When I noticed something. It was leaking a little. I look at the bottom of the glass. The !@#$ing drain cleaner is so acidic it is eating its way through glass. So I rush-pour it down the drain only to see a couple droplets rolling down the glass, which I promptly dropped in the sink.

So I check the bottle.

Professional strength drain cleaner. "Kay whate--" "DO NOT POUR IN GLASS." Oh.

TIL: Read cleaner bottles.
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Well call me buttered toast, ain't that something.
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You read that shit rather than chuckin the entire thing?

I woulda just did that and put bad reviews on the internet
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Yeah, when it comes to things with little WHMIS symbols on the side, it's not a bad idea to find out what it's capable of, lest you discover it's like skull fucking Alien.
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Dervish said
Yeah, when it comes to things with little WHMIS symbols on the side, it's not a bad idea to find out what it's capable of, lest you discover it's like skull fucking Alien.


Yeah... I should do that.
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Just....

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Expllo said
Just....


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git gud
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gwazi Magnum
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Wait... Brovo makes mistakes!?

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Brovo said



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Magic Magnum said
Wait... Brovo makes mistakes!?


All the time. I'm just smart enough to know how to make it look intentional.

But once in a while I just do something so darwinistic that there is no excuse. Like not reading the safety label on what is essentially a bottle of pure acid.
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Brovo said
All the time. I'm just smart enough to know how to make it look intentional. But once in a while I just do something so darwinistic that there is no excuse. Like not reading the safety label on what is essentially a bottle of pure acid.


I was kidding, I was well aware you weren't flawless. :P

But yea, playing with acid without asking about instructions is pretty darwin award worthy. :P
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What kind of a pleb almost sets his house on fire trying to boil water.
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What kind of a pleb almost sets his house on fire trying to boil water.


The kind that didn't realize his newly bought pots were laced in a chemical that made them 'extra shiny' and 'extra flammable', who also didn't realize that the burner hadn't been cleaned in so long that it started spouting smoke the moment it came into contact with heat.

#poorpeopleproblemsbro
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Pfah... I once put a lighter in the microwave. Thank fuck I had a fire extinguisher.
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