Hello, and welcome!
Go get settled in!
Meet some new peeps!
Have fun RPing with dem new peeps!
Find one new peep that you think is hot!
Buy yourself a new fancy dress!
Go to the Prom RP!
Fall madly in love with da new peeps who is now yo boyfreend!!!1!1111!
Date da new peeps for a year ur 2!
Get married to da new peep!
Be married!
Have some hoolah-hoolah fun timez!
Few days ltr ur preggers!
It's genderless!
You get weird cravings for the flesh of ocelots!
Months passed and you are in labor!
baby peeps is born!
But he has a physical deformation and has 17 eyes!
new peeps divorces due to 17 eyes deformation!
You struggle to pay for baby peeps and urself!
You eventually are fired from ur works bcz you keep falling asleep on the job bcz you stay up late taking care of baby peeps!
You begin running out of money!
While driving to a new job you got, your in a car accident!
You are told your baby peeps teleported away from the car wreck, but accidentaly teleported to the moon!
You get depressed and sad!
Your job was with the mafia, and since you didn't show up, you have a hitman on your tail!
Commence running away across the countries to escape said hitman!
You eventually get caught and arrested for drunk driving!
Your taken to jail, and the hitman makes it seem like you died!
Hitman gets paid, because he had a hit on you to put you in jail!
Hitman bails you out of jail!
he ties you up in a basement and hides you!
he gets paid bcz the hit he had on you where you had to die was 'fulfilled'!
Commencing brutal slavery job!
You are trapped as a slave growing popcorn for seven years!
While working, you learn Indiana Jones is a slave too!
You fall in love!
ater desperatley trying, you escape after a year with Indiana Jones!
You flee to canda, where you get a pet Polar Bear!
Pet Polar bear turns on Indina Jones after a week and eats him!
You escape to China, and become another face in the crowd of business!
Commence seventy three years of unhappiness!
Conrats if you read this far!
You eventually go to the top of the Eifel Tower!
You jump!
You land in Micheal Jordan's pool!
You fall in loves with him!
Commence one date!
You become cannibal for no reason and eat Micheal Jordan!
You are now wanted by da police!
After a week of running, thy corner you in a 7-11!
You are arrested for murder!
Commence seventeen years of prison!
Polar Bear pays for bail!
He lays you down in a bed and you fall alseep!
After a month of being in that room, you realize something!
The RP has died!
You were still in the Prom RP, which was actually a depressing life RP!
You take a vacation from the Guild for a week!
Commence return of happiness and cure for the depression you got from the depressing life RP!
Join multiple new RPs!
have fun!
Be member of community!
Be happy, be healthy!
The End!
or is it? *dun dun dun!*
