scribz said
it's because you're a faggot aza. <3

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Jorick's Weapon would be called "Jorick's D". He would randomly run up to Actraiser and say "Stop riding my Dick". . . and I would turn around and say "What?" Then the game would start.

Magic Magnum said
So it's a game of simulating what it's like to ride Joricks dick?

ActRaiserTheReturned said
No. That's only if he builds enough power to release his ultimate attack. Costs 100 MP.

Sable said
Please don't.

Sable said
Please don't.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
hah ha. Maybe I could add stuff about how Jorick is trying to absorb the God essence of Morgan Freeman.

Magic Magnum said
No man, not even Jorick can handle that amount of godliness.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Jorick can handle the amount of godliness if he absorbs Elendra's birthright, for she is the descendant of Princess Celestia.

Magic Magnum said
But it's Morgan Freeman. The God of all gods.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Magical MacGuffin

ActRaiserTheReturned said
If it helps, Spammers can vote about what music they want to appear in the game?