I Asked My 5yo Brother if He Knew Who Shia Labeouf is

He said he is a murderer.

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

ˢʰᶦᵃ ᴸᵃᴮᵉᵒᵘᶠ⋅⋅⋅

Larfleeze said
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him... ˢʰᶦᵃ ᴸᵃᴮᵉᵒᵘᶠ⋅⋅⋅

Lurking in the shaaadooooows

Larfleeze said
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him... ˢʰᶦᵃ ᴸᵃᴮᵉᵒᵘᶠ⋅⋅⋅

OH GOD SAVE ME MEGHAN FOX.

Enalais said
OH GOD SAVE ME MEGHAN FOX.

As a bearer of the name Meghan, I resent this typo.

ImANargleHunter said
Lurking in the shaaadooooows

Living in the woods,
Shia LaBeouf!
Killing for sport,
Shia LaBeouf!
Eating all the boooooodies,
ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF

Foxxie said
As a bearer of the name Meghan, I this typo.

FOXXIE, YOU GOT A SPOOKY SIG.
BE MY SPOOKY BUDDY, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY CANDY AT HALLOWEEN.

Larfleeze said
Living in the woods,Shia LaBeouf!Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf!Eating all the boooooodies,

This song actually made me cry.

Larfleeze said
FOXXIE, YOU GOT A SPOOKY SIG.BE MY SPOOKY BUDDY, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY CANDY AT HALLOWEEN.

I DON'T EVEN NEED YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY, BUDDY

THIS HOLIDAY IS MY LIFE

although I will take anything peanut buttery, butterfingery, nerds-related or twizzler-like, thanks

ImANargleHunter said
This song actually made me cry.

It's a work of art isn't it?

Foxxie said
I DON'T EVEN NEED YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY, BUDDYTHIS HOLIDAY IS MY LIFEalthough I will take anything peanut buttery, butterfingery, nerds-related or twizzler-like, thanks

kbby

He is a murderer of what could otherwise have been believable characters.

Guys, no, shh, he's not famous any more, don't talk about him.

Jorick said
Guys, no, shh, he's not famous any more, don't talk about him.

MEGAN FOX JORICK.

scribz said
MEGAN FOX JORICK.

I still feel like this relates to me on a personal level stop it

<3

Shia labuff shags male gential. Pass it on.

Foxxie said
Meghan

abomination

Chia LaBeef is going to be in that rather awesome looking Fury mobie next weekend. I'll let you know if he manages to out Nazi the Nazis in bringing discomfort to the protagonists.