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WittyReference said
I was blowing off steam from work (it's been a long day) and I ended up with a thing I think you guys might enjoy. He was white knuckle drunk with a fistful of swoon as he sauntered and stumbled from the Foxtail saloon. Meanwhile the Deputy slipped from his room at the Crimson Kiss with Miss Madame La Roux. The two ached toward each other 'neath the weight of High Noon, bound to cross paths as Fate's oft to do. Take's rot to know rot, and both knew what they'd do: a lead lined hello from a muzzled how do y'do? The Cowboy's gin grin sang its last whisky tune as it died on his lips, now stern as the tomb while the Deputy's iron, still warm from the womb, stood and delivered its deafening boom. But a drunk can't aim no more than a rake can woo, the Cowboy missed and the Deputy shot true. But here's the real kicker, that stray bullet that flew? There was a second misfire that day for poor Madame La Roux.


I like it! Tried my hand at poetry, not very good at it. Guess I'm more of a narrative/essayist type of guy. How boring right? I do applaud you with showing us how skilled you are at all this. Definitely makes me respect you as a writer as well as a player.
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or I'm being paranoid but thank you, I think :p
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or I'm being paranoid but thank you, I think :p


Builds character :D
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Alrighty, I am going to start working on a bit of a timeskip for the Hegathe group tonight or tomorrow. As a warning, it may be a bit of a long one. :P
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Yeah, a timeskip would be good. :0 Maybe after the timeskip (assuming the Hegathe group is still there) I could say that during the skip Urzoth managed to pinpoint some kind of general area the gang would be in and manages to catch up to them?
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We'll have our nice little family reunion soon yay!
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Post is up! Sorry for the length, it's been in the works for a loooong time. We're just catching up to Soul's and my evil plotting machinations.

Cackle cackle, giggle snort.

Robeatics said
Yeah, a timeskip would be good. :0 Maybe after the timeskip (assuming the Hegathe group is still there) I could say that during the skip Urzoth managed to pinpoint some kind of general area the gang would be in and manages to catch up to them?


Sure! We'll work out the details, but I'm not adverse to Urzoth finding the group and then filling in how she did so in a bit of exposition, saves you from having to do too many more posts alone. :D
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I still need to make our next fanfic episode T_T. I can't find the older highschool fanfic writing at all (FML) but here's old filler!

(P.S. R.I.P Our fav conjurer)

Sion, Cub, and Thyra were on their way to go rescue their friends from impending doom, driving down the street normally(For once) when Thyra asked Sion a question. "Something random, but why exactly do you owe Blade money?" Just as the khajiit was about to open his mouth, Cub spoke. "Oh, I know why..." He said with a mischievous tone in his voice. Sion focused on the road in front of him, expressionless. He knew what was about to be told. "It was a dark and spooky night... and the guys decided to get together at Blade's house for beer and cards. When suddenly, the power went out! But we kept playing anyway, just lit a candle and put it somewhere. At a certain point, someone drank a little too much beer. And this person... was a short, scrawny..." Cub leaned in closer to Sion's ear. "Shag rug." Sion quickly turned the steering wheel to the left, and then to the right, effectively throwing Cub off balance making him slam his head against the side of the car. Rubbing his head, Cub growled "Why you little..." and attempted to reach for the khajiit. Sion simply repeated the same technique, and forced Cub to bang his head against the side of the car again who was now in a daze. "What happened was Thyra... the troll in the back seat of the car was being a bully, and kept whispering Shag rug in my ear. I defended myself by pulling out a sawed-off shotgun and attempted to blow him up sky high. He didn't stay still, and I ended up making a hole in the wall of Blade's apartment, as well as destroying a vase, a guitar, the tv, and some championship belt." He explained, keeping his eyes locked on the road. "Did you expect me to stay still!?" the orc groaned as he held his forehead. Sion replied with a simple "Yes." and Thyra sighed. "...I should be getting paid for babysitting..."

Eventually they were getting closer to their destination, and parked the Mini-Cooper far from where they needed to be in order to sneak up on their upcoming enemies. Walking the rest of the distance, they arrived at an isolated parking lot where gunshots and weird spell noises were ringing in the air. The trio dashed when they spotted Elayna, her pet fox, and Gorzath hiding behind a wall, joining them. "You three? Why are you guys here?" Gorzath questioned as he conjured a frost atronach on the other side of the wall who began to beat the living oblivion out of everyone in sight if it could. "Marassa sent us. She said you needed help." Thyra responded. "Do you guys already have the goods?" "Yeah, but we can't move from this spot without being filled with bullets." Elayna said, referring to their enemies on the other side of the wall. Thyra peaked her head up and watched as Gorzath's summoned army was fighting the other gang members, eventually spotting a volkswagen. "We'll provide a distraction. Sion, I want you to steal that car. The door is open so just hot-wire the car and we'll have our method of escape." She told him. With a gulp Sion nodded and snapped his fingers, turning invisible.

Running like a mad-mer, Sion in short time made it to the car, hopping in the driver's seat while the others fought the gang members. "Okay... how do I do this again...?" He thought, staring down at the machine in front of him for about three minutes.

Oh, that's right! He finally remembered now! He had to cut it. Then bop it. Then pull it. Then twist it. Then flick it. Then spin it. And viola! The car started up and was ready to go. And just in time too, as the group took care of the gang members. He drove the car up to his friends smiling. "Good job cat." Thyra said as she was about to hop into shotgun when a gunshot fired off. More gang members were showing up. "You're not getting away ese!" One of them yelled. "Shit, everyone get in now." Thyra told them as she got in the car. Elayna sat behind Thyra along with her fox, and then Cub was about to move into the back of the car when they all noticed Gorzath wasn't getting in, he looked petrified. "Gorzath what are you doing!? We need to go!" Elayna yelled at him. "I'd rather be shot by them then get into that screaming metal deathtrap with Sion driving." He said shaking his head. Just then another gunshot was fired, making everyone flinch, however it wasn't from the gang members. "We're a member of S.T.A.R.S! Drop your weapons! And no one gets hurt!" the voice shouted over the speakers. "Now we've got S.T.A.R.S on us..." The larger orc complained... "Gorzath this isn't a choice right now! Get in the car!" Thyra demanded. "No way in hell-" Gorzath was cut off when a maniacal laughter was heard over a megaphone. It came from a large, ice cream truck with a flaming demon clown head on top of it, and a minigun on both sides. "Ok, did everyone and their bloody mother decide to come to THIS ONE AREA NOW!?" Sion shouted in a blind panic. Cub quickly grabbed Gorzath by the arm and strapped him down to the chair behind Sion, while sitting himself in the back of the car. "Go Sion!" Thyra commanded as she usually did. And with Gorzath screaming, pleading, begging, clinging to the chair, and eventually hyperventilating, Sion hit that gas, and rocketed out of the parking lot.

Sion swerved the car out of the way as another S.T.A.R.S. car tried to ram into them. As he tried to regain balance of his body without falling out of the driver's seat from the sharp turn, he accidentally put his hand on the radio, turning it on. "Bloody hell, again? Really?" He groaned, staring down at the radio. "Car!" Cub yelled as he pointed ahead. Cursing, Sion swerved the car out of harms way frantically into the lane going in the opposite direction, making Cub hit his head on the side of the vehicle with a bang. "Sorry!" He actually apologized back to Cub for once as he turned his head around. "Dammit Sion, traffic ahead! Thyra yelled. Whipping his head forward, he saw the upcoming cars, as well as more of S.T.A.R.S. With such skill, grace, and panic, Sion drove like a mad-mer, quickly and closely dodging cars. And because of his driving, unintentionally Cub was starting to bang his head against the car to the beat of the music. Gorzath's hyperventilating started to slow down, but not for a good reason.

"I...I...think... I'm gonna throw up..." He barely managed to get out, still clinging to the seat of his car. Elayna gasped. "Don't you DARE hurl in this car Gorzath! Lower the window and toss your cookies out there!" She forcefully told him. "I..." Gorzath started. But alas, he couldn't hold it down thanks to Sion's driving. And so Gorzath leaned forward and upchucked right in the spot between Sion and Thyra. "Eww!" Sion shrieked as he let go of the wheel of the car for a second. "You idiot!" Thyra yelled at the khajiit who was now driving straight toward a honking truck. Quickly, Sion grabbed the wheel and tried to move out of the way. The truck ended up hitting the rear of the car, making the Volkswagen spin around at an alarming speed. Elayna's fox flew out of her hands and unfortunately was caught by Gorzath's lap, who promptly threw up again on himself, and the fox.

"Kip!!!" Elayna shrieked while Gorzath's meals for the past two days flew around inside the car. Sion managed to gain control of the car and continued to drive. Eventually they neared a construction site in the city, and as he's speeding down the street, a khajiit woman holding the hands of her two kids was walking across in the distance. "Oh no, oh no, oh no, Move lady!" Sion shouted. "At this point I don't care anymore... just run them over and let me out of the car..." Gorzath groaned. Sion spun the wheel around in a sharp turn, just barely missing the family. However when he turned, he ended up driving straight into a construction ramp of some-sort, and with the fast rate he was driving, the car flew up high and far into the air. Sion screamed, Thyra screamed, Cub screamed, Elayna screamed, Gorzath moaned, and Kip screamed. Soon the car crashed front first into the wall of a building, forcing the airbag to pop out and practically smother Sion and Thyra. The car finally came to a stop.

"You are no longer allowed to drive." Thyra mumbled under the airbag, while Sion popped it with his nail. "Is everyone okay?" She asked. She received a mix response of moans, groans, and whimpers.

"Cub, how many stars?" Cub slowly managed to get his phone out of his pocket. "Three." "Damn. Okay everyone get out." Thyra told the group who all barely were able to get out of the car. Except Cub had to drag Gorzath by his arm, cause he couldn't move. Looking around quickly, the group found large shrubbery once again and did the bunny hop line dance into the bush. They waited for about five minutes inside the bush with five pairs of eyes peering out, and the group lost their stars. "So uh... where to now?" Sion asked. "Well before, Gorzath said he needed to stop by Vurwe's mansion for some reason after the mission, I suppose we go there now?" Elayna answered him. "Good, I'd prefer to lay low somewhere for a bit anyway even if it's at the little brat's home." Thyra said as she walked back to the wrecked car. No it definitely wasn't going to start up again. Turning to face the street, she saw a man parked in a four-seater vehicle. Thyra went up to the car, opened the door, knocked out the owner, and threw him out of the driver's seat. "Hey, not all five of us can fit in there Thyra." "Just throw Gorzath in the trunk." She responded to Cub as she popped open the trunk. Cub dragged Gorzath up to the car and carefully placed him in the trunk. "Sorry Gorzath." Cub apologized as he closed the trunk on his kin.

And with that, the team was off to Vurwe's mansion. Yay....
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So uh, bad start to a morning. Caught a "friend" in a two-faced lie thats really, really bad. And well, shits about to hit the fan.

But in other news, who's ready for more fanfic filler :D
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Oh shit dude, what happened?
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Cairomaru said
So uh, bad start to a morning. Caught a "friend" in a two-faced lie thats really, really bad. And well, shits about to hit the fan. But in other news, who's ready for more fanfic filler :D


Ahhhhhh shit, that sounds bad. Whats up muh nigga?
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Hey, guys, can I get a roll call up in here? Everyone who's still here say, "Aye."
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Hello! Sorry, I'll keep working on my post this weekend.
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Dervish said
Oh shit dude, what happened?


Unneeded drama because an idiot decides to do "special things" with a psycho girl which leads to me and another friend having our names thrown under the bus to save his ass which will cause a problem in the future, another person getting in an abusive relationship, the list just goes on...

and believe me, i can make one. I really need to become a hobbit.

Otherwise, i'm still here too
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AYE SIR!
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Leidenschaft said
Hey, guys, can I get a roll call up in here? Everyone who's still here say, "Aye."


Yar har
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Dipper said
Ahhhhhh shit, that sounds bad. Whats up muh nigga?


Don't drop N-bombs.

Cairomaru said
Unneeded drama because an idiot decides to do "special things" with a psycho girl which leads to me and another friend having our names thrown under the bus to save his ass which will cause a problem in the future, another person getting in an abusive relationship, the list just goes on...and believe me, i can make one. I really need to become a hobbit.Otherwise, i'm still here too


Yeah, sometimes it feels like friends all lose their minds at once. It isn't cool your one friend threw you and your other pal under the bus, make it clear thst you aren't putting up with that shit. Sometimes, the only way somebody learns is if they suffer the consequences of their actions if they didn't listen to warnings. Just remember, you aren't responsible for what your friends do, thebest you can do is advise them and be there when they need a friend, but don't get sucked into their drama. It is your problem or responsibility to bear.
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Leidenschaft said
Hey, guys, can I get a roll call up in here? Everyone who's still here say, "Aye."




Aye Aye Captain!
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Dervish said
Don't drop N-bombs.


Technically, I didn't, but ok.
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Leidenschaft said
Hey, guys, can I get a roll call up in here? Everyone who's still here say, "Aye."


Aye aye, sir
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