Awson said
By the way, thanks for including me despite me bitching at you.

its aright

Esper likes powers. Can I be a succubus?

Esper said
Esper likes powers. Can I be a succubus?

It has to be random, but I can tailor it to be closer to what you want than whatever I just press the button and find. :D

Esper said
Esper likes powers. Can I be a succubus?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Lord_Physiology

Now I'm on the list twice. Awson, what have you done?

Awson said
And especially Jorick.

Stop making threads about Jorick.

^

I want powers.

As do I

I'll join but I have no clue what I'm getting myself into this time.

Cpt Toellner said
I want powers.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Combat
Yes. . . I am generous.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Draconic_Energy_Manipulation
Drakel. . . this is yours.

Wayne, you get this =
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Egyptian_Deity_Physiology
Thoth
Astrology
Literary Manipulation
Magic
Mathematics Manipulation
Omniscience ((Haha NO))
Projected Thermography

I wonder what made you come to choosing those powers for me.

Wayne said
I wonder what made you come to choosing those powers for me.

Your Avatar.

I'd feel totes snubbed, but I'm not really around much anymore.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psycho_Warping

Because your very presence disturbs the balance of nature Doivid.

One day ActRaiser looked out over the vast sea of insanity of the world and remembered how it all started. . . Ah yes. They were now in Spamonia. The vast, insane world of Spamonia. But to tell the tale of Spamonia, we should not quite go to the beginning quite yet. That would take too long to explain. All the Spammers were inside the giant Corporate Mega Structure known as The Fortress. Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey and Bill Nye the Science Guy all owned the Mega Structure. There were other Mega Structures in Spamonia, but this one was exceptional. For now, the Mega Structure was somewhat empty for such a giant place. Sure, there were thousands of people inside the structure, but not millions like in the cities of the old days.

These Mega Structures were havens for people avoiding the Apocalyptic enemies of Humanity. Again, it's a long story. The Human, Brony War ended with a truce, but there were other conflicts which threatened numerous new species, along with the original supreme life form on Earth, Humanity. All of us were assigned to gather enough Humans together to fill the Mega Structures, or at least to protect them from a threat worse than what we could imagine.

Act Raiser walked into the Council Chambers, where we were all eating Olive Garden, straight from the food replicator. Tasted exactly like the original, if not better. One of the only good things to come from the Apocalypse. Actraiser smiled, pop opened a can of Coca Cola and took in a sip from the cold soda. "This is good." He turned around to the others. "So, did any of you get any news what this Council meeting is about? I thought only Council Members were allowed to come here, but loh, and behold, her divine magnificence Oprah Winfrey demanded we come".