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And also, since I'm finally back on wi-fi, I can post some mostly-not-pornographic pictures. You know, so you know I'm not, 'PULLING YOUR LEG.'





Tomorrow I get some special stump-shrinker thing that apparently is easier to use than ace wraps. I haven't actually seen the cut itself yet, and I can't imagine a way to take a picture of that that wouldn't also count as a groin shot, so I guess you guys are SOL on that account for now.
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Looking good. Can't wait to see what cool prosthetics they're gonna hook you up with in a few weeks. Keep us posted!
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mdk said
Trivia question -- how many bones are in MDK's body now? If you google it you lose.


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mdk said
Trivia question -- how many bones are in MDK's body now? If you google it you lose.


I bet you googled it.
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Trivia question -- how many bones are in MDK's body now? If you google it you lose.


30 bones overall in a human leg(added with the foot) per leg... So if I'm correct (by what I see in the pic) you have 178 (MAYBE 177 but I think you still gotz yo knee) bones left in your body.
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Who can even keep track of all of their bones, you know what I mean?
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I'd rather see the pornographic pictures if you don't mind

Glad you're not dead and stuff
That would be bad
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mdk said But just to prove what a boss I am, I've already checked out if the hospital. Definitely need to pace myself a bit but this is all going ludicrously smooth. It was fun to roll around the inpatient rooms and see guys with like, a broken toe, begging for more painkillers. Me and my fat nurse were laughing at everybody. It was great.




mdk said And also, since I'm finally back on wi-fi, I can post some mostly-not-pornographic pictures. You know, so you know I'm not, 'PULLING YOUR LEG.'Tomorrow I get some special stump-shrinker thing that apparently is easier to use than ace wraps. I haven't actually seen the cut itself yet, and I can't imagine a way to take a picture of that that wouldn't also count as a groin shot, so I guess you guys are SOL on that account for now.




In all seriousness though, can't you just take a picture of the bottom of your leg without aiming the camera at your crotch?
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I bet googled it.


Well duh, I'm Alex Trebek in this equation.

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30 bones overall in a human leg(added with the foot) per leg... So if I'm correct (by what I see in the pic) you have 178 (MAYBE 177 but I think you still gotz yo knee) bones left in your body.


The most correct answer is 176.5 I guess. Trans-femoral, no knee left (the knee was most of the problem, so everybody's happy to see it go)

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In all seriousness though, can't you just take a picture of the bottom of your leg without aiming the camera at your crotch?


Geometrically impossible, since there is nothing to bend. Any angle that looks at the end of that leg is also looking at my gigantic balls. Maybe I could stretch and do something that doesn't show MUCH crotch, but honestly, I'm not that flexible right now, that shit'll rip out stitches, and we don't want that.
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The most correct answer is 176.5 I guess. Trans-femoral, no knee left (the knee was most of the problem, so everybody's happy to see it go)


Ahh, well I'm glad that I was close lol

In any case, I'm glad you got that damned leg off and now happy instead of in (serious) pain from it bothering you constantly. You suffered enough from that shit after all. Plus now you're guaranteed a job under Dargo's favorite porn (I'm 90% sure this joke was said already but w/e).
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mdk said Trans-femoral


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mdk said -pic-


Is the eagle on your shirt snatching up a dog?
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Is the eagle on your shirt snatching up a dog?


Technically a wolf, but yes. So it's either a really big eagle or a really small wolf.
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In a week the stitches come out and I can start trying to do some more shit (slowly at first)..... but dudes, you don't even know. I went out on crutches yesterday to get my dogs, because I can already do that. This is gonna be awesome.
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Looks like a softball.
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Well crap
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Looks like a softball.


..... how did I not see that?
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And now it cannot be unseen.

Glad to hear your adjusting well, I bet you feel like 10% lighter, or whatever percentage of body weight a leg is.
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mdk said
In a week the stitches come out and I can start trying to do some more shit (slowly at first)..... but dudes, you don't even know. I went out on crutches yesterday to get my dogs, because I can already do that. This is gonna be awesome.


Way to go, slugger!

That is pretty great you're feeling better already.
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Now you can play softball whenever you want.
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