So I was meant to go out tonight.

As if it would ever be that simple.

First, my wallet including ID (driving licence), debit card, and Oyster travel card (only way to travel in London; they don't even accept cash anymore) stolen. Pickpocketed, for sure, as I had it when I got on the tube and it was gone when I got off. Got my friend to illegally buzz me out of the underground. Call and cancel debit card, etc. Finally got to the venue, was gonna try to get in on my friend's spare ID. Unfortunately, there was a friend of a friend who'd already puked outside and was utterly fucked up.

And I mean utterly. Not even able to sit up straight, never mind stand.

His friend wouldn't take him home. So of course it fell to me. Without money or mode of transport.

Through a series of illegal tricks up my sleeve, I got him onto the underground, kept him from puking the entire time, frightened off some cunts who wanted to mug him, and eventually, after 2 hours, got him straight to his door. His "friend" said to just dump him on the tube and let him get home himself. Fuck that, he couldn't even walk without support and me counting out his steps, with frequent breaks for him to puke.

Get him home. Finally.

So then I'm miles away from where I live, no money, no ability to travel, no ID, nothing. I walk home. Halfway across London. A city I moved to 3-4 weeks ago. With no directions. It took me another two hours, at least. Holy shit.

Finally I get home. I have no way to get inside my halls because you need to buzz in with a uni ID card which - you guessed it - got stolen alongside anything else. So I'm stuck sitting outside. For another 30 mins, waiting for my friends to get home from the club.

At. Long. Last. I am let into my own goddamn home. I am now here, too pissed off to sleep, bitching to you guys. And I have over a day's budget gone to waste on entrance fees and pre-drinks for a place I didn't even end up going to.

Fuck. My. Fucking. Life.

a; shit happens and life goes on, at least youre home now sweet pea <3

b; looks like halloween is yet again the worst holiday of the year and we should forget about it and just have pre-christmas instead

but srsly, that's a load of shit and your friend's friends are kind of dicks

Smiral said
but srsly, that's a load of shit and your friend's friends are kind of dicks

this is the thing
I didn't even know this guy
I knew the people who know this guy
they abandoned him
I took a random person home amongst all the shit that was happening
why did i do that

I would have read that, but there was no tl;dr

My Halloween thus far has been me trying to wake my friend up so she can leave my house so I can drink some motherfucking wine damn bitch gtfo

But what did your costume look like

Suddenly I'm really glad I aimed low.

My plans? Stay in my dorm, play Super Smash Bros and watch Doctor Who with Henry.

Result? Total success.

Like, I thought I was being a bit of a stick-in-the-mud, but, I mean, worst possible outcome for my plans would've been my DVD player randomly malfunctioning.

That's really shit luck.

Sorry.

Smiral said
My Halloween thus far has been me trying to wake my friend up so she can leave my house so I can drink some motherfucking wine damn bitch gtfo

did you end up getting #rekt in the end?

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
But what did your costume look like

Shitty. I was talked into going out about an hour before we met up and started predrinking, so I just ran down to the supermarket, bought fake blood, and got creative with it. Boom, gruesome murder victim/ghost.

Kaga said
Suddenly I'm really glad I aimed low. My plans? Stay in my dorm, play Super Smash Bros and watch Doctor Who with Henry.Result? Total success.Like, I thought I was being a bit of a stick-in-the-mud, but, I mean, worst possible outcome for my plans would've been my DVD player randomly malfunctioning.

Sounds fun, wish I'd stuck with my original plan of watching horror films in the common room with the recluses and/or going to the Halloween exhibition at the Natural History Museum.

Awson said
That's really shit luck.Sorry.

Ty bbz. Honestly I was just too fuming to sleep last night so I decided to vent.

I had no plans, but I did end up going trick-or-treating with one of the chinese students. That was fun. I was going to be Spider-Man but since it was cold out I was putting on my long johns (they're white) and before I could suit up I was like "you know I'd be a brilliant mental patient" seeing as my hair was pretty cray from sleeping on it wet, so I did a terribly job of putting on some eye-pencil and even gave myself stitches off one side of my mouth.

The result? A costume in which you are not required to have any sort of social skills whatsoever. I proceeded to scare all my friends by going around and just staring blankly at them for an uncomfortable amount of time, occasionally laughing.

T'was fun.

Yikes :/
I do applaud you for helping that guy home though, especially considering you didn't even know him. :)

And here I thought my Halloween was a bit of a bummer cause the police had to close the party I was at due to a noise complaint.

Halo said
this is the thingI didn't even know this guyI knew the people who know this guythey abandoned himI took a random person home amongst all the shit that was happeningwhy did i do that

Because you're a decent human being. And a badass apparently.

i dont do new halowseve, to dark for my likeing so i sat on my neibors house firing a air rfle into the air and raining paint down onto the kids in the neiborhood.

You apparently don't do spell check either, good god.

dont be so picky, its not my fault i have a bad computer and mouse.

Yeah, actually that is your fault for being a lazy, cheap bastard.

we are digressing, and im not cheap im British. and that is my excuse.

You bring your people great shame.