of the magic of makeup.

I can transform myself from a tired looking 20-something meh looking girl into a fucking smoking hot (even by my standards) skankalicious ho in about 20 minutes or less.

I had some post-Halloween creativity to get out of my system so I broke out my darkest lipstick, eyeliner, and plastic vampire fangs and the result was that I didn't recognize myself but I would definitely fuck me with no questions asked.

anyway that's all. carry on.