Good Evening Spam

As the tital says, salutations. i am User, a minor Glitch in the mainframe and all round blot on creation. how has your day been.

and this is why I waited so long to touch the waters. the mockery is real.

The mockery hasn't even begun yet. Your skin; it must thicken.

It's sad attempt at a troll but I'm bored and cramping so I'll play with it for awhile.

an attempt at trolling? my word love you havent seen the worst of it yet!

I probably won't be around much to witness it. Have fun while it lasts, trolls have a fairly short lifespan around here.

*Makes a "whose alt is it" joke before someone else does*

Well, this seems fun.

Well, this thread appears to be going just great. Successful thread is obviously successful.

Sherlock Holmes said
Searching Target
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Target Acquired:

Processing User ID...

ID Processed:

User ID:

Name: User
Number: 8065
Joined: 5 months ago
RPs?: Yes
Hostile Target: Unknown
Armed: No
Threat Level: 2
Target Locked
Holmeshammer: Ready...
Sherlocked: Ready...
GIFs: Ready...
All Systems Armed

Ready to Engage.

Hi Holmes.

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