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WittyReference said
Looks good GreyLoon but try reading the bit about Skills again


and cillerenda don't give a fuck. she's going to be ratchet, and she WILL, be the dominating voice in John's head because she don't play.
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Sorry for my delay, I know I said I'd have a post up soon but a surprise shift at my new job messed up my schedule. Soon tho... soon
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I set out with the goal of making something fucked up. Here it is.

Name:
McDirt the Murderhobo
Personality/Archetype:
McDirt is a master hunter and guerilla warfare specialist, also a gorilla warfare specialist. He can make traps, slice someone up good, real good, and can talk his way out of any situation. If by talk, we mean slice, this is McDirt after all. McDirt is also a functioning alcoholic and knows how to hotwire cars and steal bikes and kill a man with one punch. It's true, really. Okay, well everything but the one punch. It usually takes between thirty to forty punches and stomps and sometimes a good wollop with a two by four. His favorite thing to do is to sneak meat into the meals of vegans, dress up in adult onezies(it's the only way he can feel safe) and to send children into a spiral of severe depression by telling them very believable- for a child- lies.
Skills:
McDirt has learned to strangle a man in several ways and he hunts the most dangerous game: MAN. Over his lifetime, he's learned how to choke people to death in several ways, hotwire vehicles and hogtie a person in eight seconds, flat.
Obsession:
Break into houses dressed in adult batman onezies with bear mace condensed into liquid and have fun.*

*spray everyone until they collapse.
Irrational Fear:
The Illuminati.
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You're welcome.

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Leidenschaft said
You're welcome.


This... this is amazing...
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One medium sized post, extra cheese, no lettuce ready to be served!

Apologies for the sort of handwave over the "he really didn't have time to get to know them over the past few weeks" I didn't want to just build a character relationship (more then a 'slight, unbacked by fact opinion') out of the blue.
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I hope my players come up with something as good as McDirt the MuderHobo :p If they're cool with it, I'll share the good ones with you guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to read RPG's post and purchase a Batman onsie
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rpg101 said
One medium sized post, extra cheese, no lettuce ready to be served!Apologies for the sort of handwave over the "he really didn't have time to get to know them over the past few weeks" I didn't want to just build a character relationship (more then a 'slight, unbacked by fact opinion') out of the blue.


I think that was the point of what Dervs was saying. I, for one, would be okay if you did just that. I'm sure others would be too.
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Yup! I'm more than happy about that direction. Carry on, good sir!

Oh yeah, about the game thing, most of us have each other on Steam, why not use that to voice chat while playing?
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I think I have a steam account I could dust off for the sake of hearing what everyone's voices sound like. Soul, if your voice isn't exactly like Mako's I'm gonna be so disappointed.
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Robeatics said
I think I have a steam account I could dust off for the sake of hearing what everyone's voices sound like. Soul, if your voice isn't exactly like Mako's I'm gonna be so disappointed.


Pray tell what I sound like in your head canon.
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Yup! I'm more than happy about that direction. Carry on, good sir!Oh yeah, about the game thing, most of us have each other on Steam, why not use that to voice chat while playing?


Mayhaps....
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Robeatics said
I think I have a steam account I could dust off for the sake of hearing what everyone's voices sound like. Soul, if your voice isn't exactly like Mako's I'm gonna be so disappointed.


One more person to weird out with my Steam names. Yuss.
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Dervish said
Pray tell what I sound like in your head canon.


Hmmm. I'm thinking a typical ~20s dude voice! I still remember you from your Assassin's Creed avatar so it might have a little Ezio mixed in. Minus accent. :p
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Robeatics said
Hmmm. I'm thinking a typical ~20s dude voice! I still remember you from your Assassin's Creed avatar so it might have a little Ezio mixed in. Minus accent. :p


That's a super broad statement haha. Also, mister Assassin was Russian.

Or Krogan's Creed.
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Dervish said
That's a super broad statement haha. Also, mister Assassin was Russian.Or Krogan's Creed.


Ah, Assassinski. Gotcha.

Man, that reminds me of that one Superman comic where Superman is a soviet and Batman is part of the russian resistance against his dictatorship. He had a little furry hat.
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Back from a game of Everyone is John, Witty Style! It was super fun, we only uncovered about half the map after three hours of giggling like idiots so I'll keep you posted as to replayability. If you guys want, I can use the same set up when we play as long as you're cool with Roll20.
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:D
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That's my line! (Seriously though, ominous GM redactions; the witching hour draws near)
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