Woman Claims Monster Energy Drink is the Work of Satan

As a Christian myself, methinks this woman is a nut.

Worse than a bacon cheeseburger.
(Jewish)

Aragorn said
Worse than a bacon cheeseburger.(Jewish)

Never heard it put quite that way before. XD
But the analogy is not lost on me. I would be absolutely surprised if the Satanic stuff she perceives done by the company were true.

Otaku95 said
Never heard it put quite that way before. XDBut the analogy is not lost on me. I would be absolutely surprised if the Satanic stuff she perceives done by the company were true.

Rock bands have 666 on them and stuff. Thing is, even if Monster Drinks is "Satanic" it doesn't matter. It's just a gimick.

That's mostly to piss parents off. Rock's been doing that for years. Probably just following suit.

Otaku95 said

As a Christian myself, methinks this woman is a nut.

As a fellow Theist I agree, however it is an interesting theory.

From the title I thought she was gonna make the case for just how incredibly bad it is for you. I had a Monster once and it tasted so nasty, never again.

Aragorn said
Worse than a bacon cheeseburger.(Jewish)

Lol

Raxacoricofallapatorius said I had a Monster once and it tasted so nasty, never again.

Energy drinks are more of an acquired taste. I like Red Bull, but that's after I drank a few to adjust to the taste.

I'll stick to my coffee. At least that caffeine is from a natural source.

The American military runs on the stuff. A normal lunch in AFSOC was two cigarettes and a blue monster, and maybe a pop tart if you had time.

Ew, pop tarts are worse

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Ew, pop tarts are worse

but cigarettes cancer it out, so it's all good.

mdk said
but cigarettes cancer it out, so it's all good.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said

I wouldn't be shocked if the people who made the drink purposely did that stuff just to piss off extreme Christians like that.

I mean there are groups like Satanists who were set up solely for the purpose of trolling such people, and get's hilarious results.
Maybe one of Monsters head's also wanted that kind of chuckle.

Can we just say she's a fucking moron and go about our day?

Aye! Personally I think it's Christians like her that give us a bad name.

Otaku95 said
Aye! Personally I think it's Christians like her that give us a bad name.

Christian is a bad name in the first place

I mean, it's like Christopher but for parents who are stupid as shit.

This explains the sugar sores.

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