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The elephants in that picture are not scaled to realistic size, I demand a refund. This is not educational unless one uses the exact number of elephants in the world and they were scaled to size.

This is Cale Tucker from planet Bob, signing off to go make out with my girlfriend after just destroying an entire alien race, saving the human race, and creating a planet with the aliens life force.

Good night everybody!

Did you know: if you took all of your blood vessels out of your body and lined them up end-to-end, you would die.

Have misdirection jokes gone too far?

Did you know: If you take all the misdirection jokes and lined them up, they'd still be misdirection jokes?

Did you know that if you do not know, but you know that you do not know and i know that you do not know, and you know that i know that you do not know, then you know that i know that you know that do not know? Also, you will die.

If you know nothing then you know something, therefore you can not not know nothing.

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King Solterra My Kingdom

Raxacoricofallapatorius god of shenanigans

Awson Waiting & Waiting

Gwazi Magnum

Vordak

King Solterra My Kingdom

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aza Artichokes

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