A heart was just found in the fridge

It just showed up and someone found it.

The freshies are in a panic. We also took a group selfie with it.

The freshies?
Is this at a college dorm or something?

Freaking med majors, they never clean up after themselves.

Or forensic majors.

Seriously, guys, would it kill you to not leave your things in the community fridge? /one of the aforementioned

Don't screw around with other people's hearts!

Geez, the manners on this one.

Magic Magnum said
The freshies?Is this at a college dorm or something?

Yes. Welcome to my life.

RBYDark said
Freaking med majors, they never clean up after themselves.Or forensic majors.Seriously, guys, would it kill you to not leave your things in the community fridge?

Nah that's the funny thing my school doesn't have med programs. If I had to guess I'd say one of the guys got lucky and shot a deer this season, since his girlfriend's name was on the bag.

Or it could be, y'know, his girlfriend's heart but that's none of my business.

Awson said
Don't screw around with other people's hearts!Geez, the manners on this one.

I am nothing if not an opportunist.

Do you wear a pointed green cap, have elven ears, green tunics and don't talk alot?

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Do you wear a pointed green cap, have elven ears, green tunics and don't talk alot?

Yes to all except the talking part.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said Or it could be, y'know, his girlfriend's heart

So he literally took her heart?

Maybe his girlfriend got pregnant so he got her a stallion heart?

Show us the heart selfie.

Azarthes said
Show us the heart selfie.

I would but I feel like my friends have reservations about me showing pictures of them to strangers on the internet. But in it we all made a heart symbol with our hands so yeah.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I would but I feel like my friends have reservations about me showing pictures of them to strangers on the internet. But in it we all made a heart symbol with our hands so yeah.

Paint over their faces. Or crop Morgan Freeman and George Takei over them.

But we must see that selfie

After reading the title and seeing the image:

Magic Magnum said
But we must see that selfie

Not really

Awson said
Not really

...Shit, someone found my snack.

I wanna see that selfie!

A heart was just found in the fridge

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