As the group began their standoff with Reedus's Dad, time suddenly seemed to stand still for Tobias. Pelsdraebe began to quiver slightly in Tobias's hands. Bewildered, he examined the weapon closer. There was a noise emitting from it, very faintly. It sounded... A bit like 50 Cent. Or perhaps Tupac. Whatever the sound was, it was exceedingly gangsta. Suddenly, the axe began to glow with a bright aura, and then... A figure emerged from inside the weapon! It was... Anne Frank!
But this was not the Anne Frank we all know and love from history class. She was decked out with bling, a backwards baseball cap, images of cannabis on her clothes, and other gangsta paraphernalia. She looked like one real Bad Bitch.
"Sup nigga" she said.
"A-Annes Frank?!?" Tobias sputtered, positively flabbergasted.
"Yea it's me, fool." She replied, annoyed. "I been chillin' in dat axe for forever now, but I guess yall done set me free 'n shit."
"B-but.... Whats is... How....?"
"Now just shut the fuck up an listen, dawg. The only reason I'm here is cause that pious nigga over there got the Reedusword. I musta gotten woken up cause o' how close yo ass has gotten to that thing. That shit is bad news man! It's like, the mothafuckin' nemesis of your axe, ya feel me?"
He did not feel her.
"Now listen. I can give your little cleaver some, like, more power n' shit. Maybe enough to match the Reedusword in strength. But it means I gotta sacrifice my ass an be absorbed back into the weapon, permanently this time. I'll do it tho cause I'm a gracious mothafucka and because yall is like the Chosen One n' shit, destined to defeat-"
Tobias cut her off by socking that shit in the jaw. "Don't you be talking to me's about some 'Chosen One' nonsense! That is BOLSHEVIK!"
The blow spun Anne's head all the way around, but she seemed to be okay because she was a phantom. "YO MAN WHAT THE FUCK? You fuckin' dumbass bitch! Fuck this shit, I'm out!" She shouted and began to float away.
"OH NO YOU DON'TS!!" Tobias came at her again, walloping her on the back of the head with the flat of the axe, knocking the bitch out. Then he brought the axe down on her limp body with a fierce blow. It dug into her back and started sucking her back into the blade. Looks like he would get her power after all. The weapon trembled with a great ferocity, changing colors and becoming.... Pelsdraebe+!
"Now is time..." he muttered as time returned back to normal. He let out a war cry and charged at Reedus's Dad with his newly buffed weapon, letting loose all of his viking fury. "YOUR JIGGING IS UP!"