I just remembered that Spam can host games and stuff. So! Time for a little collaborative story. Fairly straightforward, just continue the thought/sentence/action that is written by the previous post until we have a fun/shitty little story. Or until people stop replying and I delete it from my subs after a week of futile checking. Replies can only be about a line long, get as weird as you want as long as it lines up with the previous sentence.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named...
Once upon a time, there was a woman named...
