The eyes of Sheogorath, The Daedric Prince of Madness suddenly snapped open as the feeling that something exciting was about to happen stirred him from his nap. "HASKILL!" Sheogorath called out. "Yes, my lord?" Sheogorath's chamberlain stepped forward. "Bring me my traveling boots, and bring me The Wabbajack!" the Prince of Madness ordered "I'm going on another holiday" "But you've just returned from your holiday to-" Haskill tried to protest before Sheogorath interrupted him. "Do as I say or be baked into pie!" Sheogorath snapped. Once Sheogorath was ready to leave, he put a random dark seducer in charge and left. Sheogorath walked for miles and miles. He traveled far beyond The Shivering Isles, far beyond The Never There, far beyond The Plains of Oblivion. Finally, Sheogorath stopped at a stone table and sat in the ornate stone chair at the table's head. "So" The Prince of Madness said to no one in particular "Now that I've arrived, what's this excitement you've been yammering on about?". Almost as if something decided to answer Sheogorath's question, several rifts opened up near the table. Someone then walked through one of the rifts. "Welcome!" Sheogorath greeted "Please, do have a seat".

It had been only lunch a few hours ago, Cook having made some sort of stew since the Lady was having stomach problems again. It always seemed to happen around her Moon time. Aw...the poor witched and that time of the month, such horrors. There was a small smirk on the Sadist's face as he thought of the pain women had to go through, the gut wrenching torture from bleeding out. Of course not many women described it as such...but he had to guess. Walking out into the sun from the much darker insides of the house was a shock to the males gold eyes, making him cover them. He should have remembered a hate. Then and again, he had tried something with his hair that morning, and he'd be damned if he were to mess it up. So with a squint and an arm stretch the Warlord started walking to the stables. That was when a rip in the colors came, his Black Jewel on his hand shooting energy up his arm before he just blipped in and out of existence. It felt like both and eternity and no more time than a blink, before he was standing infront of a man who was yell about welcomes and seats. There was a flicker of annoyance before he walked forward, looking at the ground and again to the man before he walked up to stand as close as ten feet. "What is this place?" His hands had slipped easily into his trouser pockets.

The Prince of Madness smiled at the man who just spoke "This place is as you say: A place" Sheogorath said simply "And this is a table" he continued, gesturing towards the table "And these are chairs" Sheogorath added, pointing out the chairs "Why don't you pull up a chair? I have a feeling more people will join us soon, and then I have a feeling something exciting will happen". Sheogorath then pulled out his Wabbajack and cast a bolt at the table, summoning an all you can eat cheese buffet. "Why don't you have some cheese while we wait?" Sheogorath said before he began eating some mammoth cheese.

The rain came down heavily with no sign of letting up as a black van pulled up to an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Edinburgh. Out stepped a group of four individuals. Leading this group was a man in a world war 2 style trench cloak. The man walked up to the police barricade around the warehouse flashed his badge confidently and casually strolled on by the coppers. The rest of his group dispersed to try to gather information on the disturbance hidden within this warehouse. A police detective came up to the man and asked "You are Captain Jack Harkness right? From Torchwood? What was discovered is, well, unexplainable." Jack Harkness smiles, "the unexplainable is my business. Show me where the disturbance is?" The detective motioned the Captain to follow and lead him into the warehouse. In the middle of a very large room was a doorway of glowing yellow and green light. Captain Jack Harkness rubs his chin as he looks at the door. The Detective mentioned something about the door making him nervous and asked something along the lines of what is that, but Jack Harkness just starred and thought. "Detective! I do not know what this is, but there is one way to find out. Tell my crew i will be back," said Jack while intensely focused on the doorway. He takes a deep breath and says "Allon-zi" as he stepped into the doorway. Jack Harkness felt like he just stepped into the time vortex again as he traveled through the doorway. He emerged from the doorway and looked around. He really hoped he was in a brothel of some kind and hoped there were no Daleks in sight. Instead he saw a man sitting at a stone table. This man invited him to sit with him. This was an interesting scenario for first contact. it was kinda refreshing compared to dealing with the Siltheen. Jack Harkness took his seat at the table, "Greeting, good sir. I am Captain Jack Harkness of the Torchwood Institute. May i inquire who you are?"

It had been another restless night, the battle with the dark one over and the prophecy complete had given him the freedom he craved but instead he felt restless why did he feel like something was missing. Opening up a gateway to someplace in the world randomly he ended up in a forest somewhere but what shocked him was another opening in front of him, it was different that of the gateways he was used to using it felt off somehow. Curiosity took root and not wanting some peasant to wander through it and get into trouble Rand entered. When he emerged from the exit he found 3 men sitting around the table and they were all dressed strangely, he reached for the crystal sword on his belt and held on to Salidar in case any of these men tried anything. Sitting at the table with the others he turned his attention to the man who appeared to be their host and said nothing.

Sheogorath looked from the first person that spoke to the man who went by the name of Jack. "I'm Sheogorath!" the mad daedra proclaimed "Prince of Madness!...And other things...I'm not talking about them". Sheogorath then picked up another wheel of cheese and said "I would have inquired who you were by now, but you've already introduced yourself, so that would make me asking who you are redundant. Therefor, I'll instead welcome you to...where ever we are and will tell you that if you are a fan of cheese and finding out what exactly is going on here, then you've sat at the correct table". Sheogorath then noticed Rand sitting down and smiled at the new arrival "Ah! You! Welcome!" The Prince of Madness said with a smile "Another addition to our little group! Now that there are 4 of us, I have a feeling something exciting is going to happen very soon!".

Jack Harkness takes a slice of cheese as he casually looks around the room. He makes it look like he is relaxed and at ease as he takes a tactical assessment of the room and his new acquaintances. He looks at the mad prince and gives a charming smile, "You are not the first prince i have had the privilege of dinning with. This kinda reminds me of the time I dined with third Prince of Alfava Metraxis. Funny man, well, half funny. The man had two head if you can believe it. One was like 'lets party' and the other was more the 'off with your head' type. Do you have any idea what that is like. It was fun but tense. I had a good time none the less. Anyways, I am honored to be in the presence of royalty and if it is not to much to ask do you happen to have any wine to go with this cheese, mad prince Sheogorath?" Jack slouched in his chair looking quite relaxed as he eat his cheese. If this prince of madness was going to be nice then he might as well enjoy the hospitality. He has been busy repelling one alien threat to Earth after another from Slitheen to Dalek, cybermen to 456. it was nice to take a nice break from the fighting for once. As always he had his charm, wits, and sonic blaster if this gentle scene took a turn for the worse.

"Wine?" Sheogorath said with a smile "I can do that". Sheogorath then pointed his Wabbajack at the cheese Jack was eating and fired at the cheese. The Wabbajack bolt his the cheese, immediately causing it to start _whining_ and complaining about being eaten. While Sheogorath was laughing at his joke, a rip in the space-time continuum opened up near his chair. Out of the rip, came a very confused creeper. Once it stopped being confused, the creeper began creeping towards Sheogorath with an intent to blow up the mad daedra.

Jack tossed the talking cheese back onto his plate in surprise and a little bit of disgust. He had seen a lot of bizarre thinks while in the time agency and as part of torchwood but never like this. He studied to whining block of half eaten cheese. He would have thought it impossible but time spent with a certain Doctor had taught him nothing was impossible. Jack was so focused on the animated cheese that he did not notice the tear open up. However, when a critter crawled out, he all but forgot about the cheeze. When the critter began to move aggressively towards the mad prince, Jack stood, his chair falling over backwards, and pulled out his sonic pulser. The pulser looked like a generic scifi laser pistol. He shouted, "Everyone get down!" as he fired a blast of sonic energy at the animal.

Sheogorath stopped laughing when he heard the creeper hissing in his ear. The daedric prince turned to look at the creeper. It was flashing white and expanding rapidly. But just as it was about to detonate, Jack shot it with his sonic pulser. The creeper fell to the ground and vanished in a puff of harmless smoke, leaving behind a pixelated pile of gunpowder. "Well that was interesting" Sheogorath said. Suddenly, several more creepers came out of the rip the 1st creeper came through, followed by several more. "And now it's just gotten even more interesting" Sheogorath said as he raised his Wabbajack and readied himself for a fight.